Fun:The suicidal devil

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  1. Premise: The devil is the purest embodiment of evil.
  2. Premise: Evil is opposition to God's plan.
  3. Conclusion: The devil opposes all of God's plan.

And then:

  1. Premise: The devil opposes all of God's plan.
  2. Premise: The devil is allowed to exist in order to further God's plan.
  3. Conclusion: The devil is suicidal.

If you are reading this, Satan, there is hope. Don't give up. Besides, God won't let you yet, the son of a bitch.