Fun:The suicidal devil

1. Premise: The devil is the purest embodiment of evil.
2. Premise: Evil is opposition to God's plan.
3. Conclusion: The devil opposes all of God's plan.

And then:

1. Premise: The devil opposes all of God's plan.
2. Premise: The devil is allowed to exist in order to further God's plan.
3. Conclusion: The devil is suicidal.

If you are reading this, Satan, there is hope. Don't give up. Besides, God won't let you yet, the son of a bitch.