A wahmbulance is a vehicle that is called in to whisk a patient to wahmbulatory care.
The wahmbulance is powered exclusively by wahmburgers and French cries or those who need their bottle.
A wahmbulance can be dispatched by calling whine-one-one for wahmber-alert.
There are personalities on this site who could probably benefit from a visit by their local wahmbulance.
It is also highly likely that this article will never be linked from any other article on this site. At least, it was until that sentence was typed and saved.