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Adolf Hitler was a famous proponent of mustaches. He also killed many Jews at some point, although this is less well known.
Genghis Khan, another mustachioed mass murderer.

A mustache (or moustache) is the affected adornment of the upper lip of a man (or unfortunate woman) with facial hair. Some of the most famous mass murderers and tyrants of history, such as Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Genghis Khan and Graeme Souness bore mustaches on their evil, smirking, pitiless faces, as did a few less harmful individuals, such as Freddie Mercury and Tom Selleck. It is a mystery why the media and teachers continue to distort this fact.

Mustache is a symbol of oppression and of hate
Never trust a man with a butt broom on his face
It's the facial marking of the man who holds you down
The source of all your problems every city every town.
Stalin, Hitler, Schneider, just to name a few
Got to kill the mustache before it grows on you!
—The Vandals - "Power Mustache"

Trivia[edit]

  • A playful alternative meaning for the initials IBM (a company notorious for its buttoned-down dress code) is "Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches".
  • According to Conservapedia homeschoolers, homeschooling opens your mind to ideas such as growing a beard.[1]

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Footnotes[edit]

  1. According to homework submitted for consideration anyway. Andrew Schlafly considers this a "good point."