RationalWiki:Coalition of non-trolls

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This is the Coalition of non-trolls, a political party dedicated to advancing the cause of people who are not spineless trolls, or otherwise wastes of fucking space.

Political platform[edit]

Rationalwiki, your fawning tolerance of trolls like MarcusCicero, Human and Occasionaluse makes you weak and fucking incompetent. Only by ejecting people who act like trolls will you ever stop looking like a cage full of fucking monkeys. You flatter yourself to suggest that MarcusCicero feels any loyalty towards your principles. He is nothing but a fucking idiot with your approval, and he says whatever the fuck he thinks will make you happy. Why would you approve of someone so fuckwitted? Because you are a moron. We have also established the Human is a fucking guppy who'll run screaming from trolling that affects him personally. What the fuck would you lose by showing him the door like any civilized community would? Yeah maybe your wiki activity would go down a little, but I'll buy you a fucking duracell bunny to compensate for it. How's that? These people don't help you. If you had a guest in your house who did nothing but eat your food and make philosophical arguments about why you should let him do that, you would kick his arse. Don't tell me you wouldn't.

Right now you're clutching your pearls wondering what would be the easiest way to break your own rules in order to censor me. Tough luck, you filthy fucking fascist. You have to stand by your bilious slurs sometimes. I appear provocative to you because you are sick and misguided. I am guided by the highest most noble ideals, and I have only the best intentions for rationalwiki.

Vote for the Coalition of non-trolls, and see trolls hunted to extinction.

Mark Antony (talk) 07:33, 19 May 2011 (UTC)

Goodpost.gif -- Nx / talk 07:41, 19 May 2011 (UTC)
Thank you Nx. I just want to say that I am prepared to run for election for the Board of Trustees if my supporters deem it necessary. Mark Antony (talk) 07:52, 19 May 2011 (UTC)
The RationalWiki Progressive Party agrees with your view on trolling. We may be interested in endorsing your run for any post, depending on your stances on other issues. -- (talk) 15:49, 23 May 2011 (UTC)