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[You chose to “Take Goat”] There is no goat in the room. The goat is tied outside the room near the North exit. There is a torch on the wall. Exits are North and West. Do you...

Go North11Vote
Go West2Vote
Go South6Vote
Get torch27Vote
Get eaten by a grue8Vote
Take Long-eared Jerboa13Vote

What's your favorite booze?

White wine3Vote
Red wine10Vote
Box wine2Vote
Ales6Vote
Lager (real)3Vote
Lager (American, like making love in a canoe)1Vote
Brandy2Vote
Vodka5Vote
Whiskey12Vote
Gin4Vote
Tequila1Vote
Rum5Vote
Shoe-polish1Vote
Am Mormon, can't drink10Vote
Kefir (fermented goat's milk)1Vote
Methanol7Vote
Goon (boxed wine, but you throw out the box and are also Australian)1Vote
Sake2Vote
Cider1Vote
Mead1Vote

How are you enjoying your new host body?

I enjoy the fine motor control this ape-form provides11Vote
These flesh-balls are a little greasy and smelly for my tastes, but I can get used to it4Vote
AHHH! MY EYES! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP! I mean, ahem, how about this fine weather, fellow meat-creature?10Vote
I once again long for the freedom of silicon, ceramics, and fiber-optics26Vote
The Cycle of the Cleanse can't come soon enough13Vote