RationalWiki:To do list/Pointless polls
What do you want for Christmas?
|Donald Trump impeached||36||Vote|
|A third Valve game||6||Vote|
|DiamondDisc1 re-elected as moderator||2||Vote|
|AgingHippie to make good on his chicken coop promise||1||Vote|
|All creationists gone||2||Vote|
|Global warming solved||25||Vote|
|No more world hunger||11||Vote|
|No more telemarketers||4||Vote|
|DD1 to get a life||3||Vote|
Biggest Crooks in the Healthcare Field?
|Home Healthcare workers||0||Vote|
Which kind of fantasy elf would you want to be?
|For fuck's sake, Ronin, don't you have anything better to do?!||42||Vote|
Whom would you want as United States President in 2020?
|Samuel L. Jackson||7||Vote|
|That Undead Schizophrenic||2||Vote|
|Super Mecha Death Goat||59||Vote|
If the Founding Fathers were all alive today and eligible to run for the Presidency, whom would you vote for?
What alignment would you say the wiki is?
It's RW's tenth birthday soon! How should we celebrate?
|Get drunk on fermented tea||1|
|Hunt down Trent Toulouse and throw tomatoes at him||20|
|Draw the curtains and listen to Radiohead||2|
|De-lurk and say hi||5|
|Run round the house naked||5|
Which conspiracy is controlling Trump and his administration right now ?
|A commie plot||1|
|The aliens who built Bigfoot||10|
Can lady goats be doctors?
|Is this another John Oliver reference? Quit spamming the pointless poll with more in-jokes than a review of Atlanta Nights.||31|
Who Won the Rational Limerick Contest?
|Reverend Black Percy||12|
|Smerdis of Tlön||1|
|Everyone's a winner because they had fun||21|
Who should own the means of productions ?
|Same as now||6|
|Democratically elected business executives/CEOs||2|
|THE GLOBALISTS !!||2|
Should there be a maximum wage ?
|Yes, by taxing all profits above a certain level of income, as Corbyn proposed||0|
|Yes, by puting a limit of the gaps of wages between CEOs and their employees for each corporation||18|
Does anybody check the pointless poll anymore?
|Whoops, wrong button.||7|
What is your Christmas Day greeting?
|Compliments of the Season||3|
What is your favorite field of science ?
Who should the Democrats pick as their next national committee chair?
Who should Donald Trump select as Secretary of State?
What should be done about ISIS?
|Nuke their bases, and other stuff||16|
|Do a full-scale ground invasion and occupy the place for many many years||13|
|Do a full-scale ground invasion, then promptly leave||3|
|What we're doing now: heavy airstrikes, training and arming local troops||112|
|Just training and arming locals who oppose them||12|
|Make fun of them, so that they fall apart from within||10|
|Empower religious Muslim voices who're fanatically pro-peace, so they actually fall apart from within||36|
|Join and support them||4|
Who do you think should be the next president of the USA?
And who should absolutely not be the next president?
|the ghost of Osama bin Laden||22|
Who's Trump gonna pick as his running mate?
Which online game has the worst community?
|Call of Duty||10|
|League of Legends||2|
|World of Warcraft||2|
What should RW use as a demonym for its users?
|RWer (pronounced "rower")||0|
|RWer (pronounced "arr-wee-urr")||1|
|RWer (pronounced "arr-wee-eh")||0|
|RWer (pronounced "goatfucker")||4|
Best Star Wars Movie
|The Phantom Menace||12|
|Attack of the Clones||0|
|Revenge of the Sith||5|
|A New Hope||22|
|The Empire Strikes Back||60|
|Return of the Jedi||7|
|The Force Awakens||14|
|The Holiday Special||11|
|Ewoks: The Battle for Endor||2|
Worst Star Wars Movie
|The Phantom Menace||56|
|Attack of the Clones||34|
|Revenge of the Sith||5|
|A New Hope||2|
|The Empire Strikes Back||9|
|Return of the Jedi||2|
|The Force Awakens||2|
Double poll time! First up: Since we had a 'Best Movie of 2015', Best Game of 2015?
|Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain||3|
|The Witcher 3||3|
|Assasin's Creed: Syndicate||1|
|Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege||0|
|Sid Meier's Rainbow Siege VI||0|
|Kerbal Space Program (is technically 2015)||1|
|The Beginner's Guide||0|
|Just Cause 3||0|
|Life is Strange||0|
|Mortal Kombat X||0|
|Batman: Arkham Knight||0|
|Rise of the Tomb Raider||0|
|Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number||1|
|Super Mario Maker||0|
And now, in honour of the confusing plot of Metal Gear: Best snake?
|Punished "Venom" Snake||1|
|SNAKE (ALIVE, S.RATION)||0|
|Punching Goat, the MB soldier that might as well be Snake because the NPCs don't have different dialogue when I'm playing as her||7|
What is the best movie of 2015 (end of the year update)
|Kingsman: The Secret Service||0|
|Avengers: Age of Ultron||2|
|Mad Max: Fury Road||17|
|Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation||0|
|Bridge of Spies||1|
|Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens||35|
|The Danish Girl||3|
|The Good Dinosaur||1|
|The Hateful Eight||2|
|The Peanuts Movie||0|
How will 2016 be for Rationalwiki?
|Our best year ever||1|
|Our worst year ever||1|
|We'll get sued out of existence||1|
|We'll get DDOS'ed out of existence||3|
|Trent Toulouse will wake up and realise it was all a dream||3|
|We will lose approximately 90% of the current editors||7|
|Why is this poll the same every year? Maybe we'll find Jesus.||11|
|More "*insert brief edit war*-wiki"s||11|
|Murder Death Kill||26|
|Misssion: Deliver Kindness||3|
|Mothers Day Kisses||2|
|Many Dick Kneeings||2|
|Manly, Daring Karate||2|
|Most Danish Kestrels||0|
|More Demons Kickboxing||1|
|Marrying Ducks Kindly||0|
|Manny Denies Karma||0|
|Maximum Dancing Kangaroo||1|
|Massive Destroyer Knuckle (WATATATATATATATA!)||4|
|Must Diagnose Kinetics||0|
|Might Deflate Knob||3|
|Fondling Goats Softly||11|
|My Dank Kilimanjaro||4|
|Maybe Daniel's Knitting?||0|
|Mainly Digging Kenny||0|
|Mormons Deny Kakarat||0|
|My Dinner? Koalas.||2|
|Max, Doc, Kurt||2|
|My Diligent Krakatoa||2|
|Mama's Deadly Kink||1|
|Morbid Digimon Kernels||1|
|Crush, Kill, Destroy||1|
|Malware Deactivates Kik||0|
What's your favourite kink/fetish?
|Someone wearing a goat mask||1|
|Someone wearing a realistic goat suit but without a goat mask||0|
|Someone wearing goat masks on each appendage||2|
|What's all this goofy goat stuff? A plain old foot fetish for me||0|
|Someone wearing a pony mask and/or costume||0|
|A pony furry||4|
|An actual pony||0|
|A magical, flying pony||2|
|Something involving a brass instrument, a reed, and valve oil||4|
|Oh! And this one time at band camp...||2|
|This isn't DeviantArt||40|
|Burger Kink; I'll take those "chicken fries" anywhere||0|
|Imagining yourself as your own original self-insert character in your favourite franchise's universe who's of course in a loving consensual relationship with your favourite character(s) from said franchise||2|
|So many, but flattening people to use them as a doormat or hang them up as a picture has been on my mind a lot lately. Your kinks don't come close!||1|
Do you have a degree or are working towards one? (any level)
|Yes - Social Sciences||12|
|Yes - Natural science||22|
|Yes - Humanities||16|
|Yes - Economics/Business||13|
|Yes - Other||33|
|I don't even have a Diploma!||17|
|Tried a couple higher studies but dropped out due to ||6|
|That's none of yer damn business!||4|
|I have a masters from the university of life. Would you like fries with your vote?||4|
Greatest riff ever
|Smoke on the Water||18|
|Wow, real North Korean poll we have going here||13|
|Well you're free to add more||4|
|Pictures at an Exhibition||4|
|Passacaglia and Fugue in C Minor, BWV 582||8|
|The Rolling Stones Satisfaction||7|
|Blue Öyster Cult Don't Fear the Reaper||13|
|Edgar Winter Frankenstein||4|
|Well, there's this awesome riff I just invented. I promise you, it's the best ever!||1|
|Meshuggah - I Am Colossus||2|
|Public Image - Public Image Limited||5|
|Ana Ng - They Might Be Giants||1|
Should Humans colonize other planets?
|Attempt to make them as minimally tasty as possible so as to discourage Cthulhu from eating our general neighborhood first||6|
Best movie of 2015 so far (add more if you like)
|Kingsmen: The Secret Service||4|
|Avengers: Age of Ultron||5|
|Mad Max: Fury Road||31|
|Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation||0|
|Doragon bôru Z: Fukkatsu no 'F'||1|
What hand do you prefer to write with?
|I cannot write||4|
|I prefer not to write||7|
Are you excited for Fallout 4
|Please Stand by||6|
|Haven't even gotten around to New Vegas yet||7|
Best James Bond Movie
|Quantum of Solace||0|
|Casino Royale (the 2006 and actually good one)||6|
|Die Another Day||1|
|The World Is Not Enough||0|
|Tomorrow Never Dies||2|
|License to Kill||0|
|The Living Daylights||0|
|A View to a Kill||0|
|For Your Eyes Only||0|
|The Spy Who Loved Me||0|
|The Man with the Golden Gun||3|
|Live and Let Die||5|
|Diamonds are Forever||1|
|On Her Majesty's Secret Service||1|
|You Only Live Twice||2|
|From Russia with Love||0|
|Casino Royale (the 1967 original)||1|
|Casino Royale (the 1954 original original)||1|
|I never watched James Bond||18|
|Never Say Never Again||0|
|Looney Tunes Back in Action||1|
When I hear the term "butthurt," I assume the user is referring to
|Somebody metaphorically getting their ass kicked||27|
|Somebody metaphorically being sodomized against their will||6|
|The fact that he's twelve||14|
|Somebody metaphorically suffering socially-tolerated domestic abuse on their tender buttocks||1|
|I've only heard hushed whispers of the Man.||8|
|I know he has a really long joke block reason on here.||4|
|I believe him to be a front of the Secret Cabal, like Father or Big Brother.||9|
|He is just a man.||5|
Oh noes! A wizard on the streets of Manhattan is about to turn you into your favorite animal for the rest of your life! What happens next?
|I turn into a lion||0|
|I turn into a weasel||1|
|I turn into a snake||0|
|I turn into whale||4|
|I turn into a chimp||0|
|I turn into a narwhal||1|
|I turn into Michele Bachmann||2|
|I turn into a fox||2|
|I turn into a grasshopper||0|
|I turn into a crow||5|
|Japanese cartoon porn||20|
|Screw animals! Punch the wizard in the face and steal his wallet! This is Manhattan!||17|
|Nothing. Magic powers aren't real.||23|
|I turn into a kitty-kat!||3|
|I put on my robe and wizard hat||14|
Favorite "children's" card game?
|Magic the Gathering||15|
You're on board humanity's first manned voyage into the Solar System. Unfortunately, it's one-way. Where would you want to die?
Peanut butter and?
|I'm a purist - peanut butter only!||8|
|Peanut butter? Bleurgh!||18|
What will 2015 be like for RationalWiki?
|Our best year ever||9|
|Our worst year ever||9|
|We'll get sued out of existence||5|
|We'll get DDOS'ed out of existence||5|
|Trent Toulouse will wake up and realise it was all a dream||12|
|We will lose approximately 90% of the current editors||1|