RationalWiki:To do list/Pointless polls
[You chose to “Take Goat”] There is no goat in the room. The goat is tied outside the room near the North exit. There is a torch on the wall. Exits are North and West. Do you...
|Get eaten by a grue||8||Vote|
|Take Long-eared Jerboa||13||Vote|
What's your favorite booze?
|Lager (American, like making love in a canoe)||1||Vote|
|Am Mormon, can't drink||10||Vote|
|Kefir (fermented goat's milk)||1||Vote|
|Goon (boxed wine, but you throw out the box and are also Australian)||1||Vote|
How are you enjoying your new host body?
|I enjoy the fine motor control this ape-form provides||11||Vote|
|These flesh-balls are a little greasy and smelly for my tastes, but I can get used to it||4||Vote|
|AHHH! MY EYES! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP! I mean, ahem, how about this fine weather, fellow meat-creature?||10||Vote|
|I once again long for the freedom of silicon, ceramics, and fiber-optics||26||Vote|
|The Cycle of the Cleanse can't come soon enough||13||Vote|