RationalWiki:To do list/Pointless polls
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[You chose to “Take Goat”] There is no goat in the room. The goat is tied outside the room near the North exit. There is a torch on the wall. Exits are North and West. Do you...
Go North | 11 | Vote | |
Go West | 2 | Vote | |
Go South | 6 | Vote | |
Get torch | 27 | Vote | |
Get eaten by a grue | 8 | Vote | |
Take Long-eared Jerboa | 13 | Vote |
What's your favorite booze?
White wine | 3 | Vote | |
Red wine | 10 | Vote | |
Box wine | 2 | Vote | |
Ales | 6 | Vote | |
Lager (real) | 3 | Vote | |
Lager (American, like making love in a canoe) | 1 | Vote | |
Brandy | 2 | Vote | |
Vodka | 5 | Vote | |
Whiskey | 12 | Vote | |
Gin | 4 | Vote | |
Tequila | 1 | Vote | |
Rum | 5 | Vote | |
Shoe-polish | 1 | Vote | |
Am Mormon, can't drink | 10 | Vote | |
Kefir (fermented goat's milk) | 1 | Vote | |
Methanol | 7 | Vote | |
Goon (boxed wine, but you throw out the box and are also Australian) | 1 | Vote | |
Sake | 2 | Vote | |
Cider | 1 | Vote | |
Mead | 1 | Vote |
How are you enjoying your new host body?
I enjoy the fine motor control this ape-form provides | 11 | Vote | |
These flesh-balls are a little greasy and smelly for my tastes, but I can get used to it | 4 | Vote | |
AHHH! MY EYES! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP! I mean, ahem, how about this fine weather, fellow meat-creature? | 10 | Vote | |
I once again long for the freedom of silicon, ceramics, and fiber-optics | 26 | Vote | |
The Cycle of the Cleanse can't come soon enough | 13 | Vote |