RationalWiki:To do list/Pointless polls

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Which Russian Republic would be most likely to split from the federation?

Chechnya

20

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Tartarstan (not tartar sauce)

0

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North Ossetia-Alania

2

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Crimea (Reclaimed by Ukraine)

35

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Tuva

1

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Ingushetia

0

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Altai

0

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Karelia

3

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Republic of Goat (Is not a Russian Republic RZ94)

9

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RationalWiki People's Republic (Doesn't exist)

3

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Should Homeopathy be Illegal?

Yes

40

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No

14

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On Planet X, Homeopathy is the Capitol city of a country called Homeovania. Very well known for its Pickles, Windmills, a soda called Valley Pure & Hi-Fi Sound Systems

10

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What is your favourite fantasy neo-conservative/fascist wet dream?

Margaret Thatcher waxing Mousseline's moustache while he sings love songs about poll taxes and obedient peasants

1

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Sarah Palin smoking enormous cigars with Putin naked in a hot tub full of war victims' tears

8

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Trump and Boris Johnson squeezing each others nipples until the other cries out to daddy for help (Daddy being Marine Le Pen giving them a thorough erotic flogging)

6

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Such people only have mechanical non-erotic non-imaginative sex

8

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All of this would make for a very lucrative niche fans-only account

72

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Vladimir Putin grabbing Donald Trump by the balls

2

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