Recipe:Drama Popcorn

Ingredients

• Oil (or rendered goat lard)
• Corn kernels
• Salt or sugar to flavour the corn.
• No small rodents whatsoever.
• Internet drama
• 1 live goat

Part one: preparation

Pour enough oil into a pan to form a thin layer on the bottom. Turn the heat on high, and wait for the oil to heat. Once the oil heats up, add enough corn kernels to cover the bottom of the pan, place the lid on and shake the pan every few seconds. After about 30 seconds, you should have a pretty continuous popping coming from the pan. Once all of the kernels have popped, add either salt or sugar for flavour and shake the pan again. Transfer to a large bowl.

Part two: enjoyment

Now find your internet drama. Here is a good place. Here is better. Take a seat in front of your computer and rest the bowl somewhere convenient that will not impair mouse movement. Sit back and watch the drama while using your non-mouse hand to eat the popcorn. Laugh a lot.