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Recipe:Insanity
Insanity is a critical part of life in any world, such to the point that if it was ever fully eliminated, we would have nothing better to do. It is for that reason that I am offering a recipie garuenteed to cause complete insanity in anyone who drinks it.
Ingredients:
- Mustard, 2 cups
- Orange, two whole
- Mercury, 4 cups
- Irradiated orange, 1
- Lead, half pound
Take the mustard and pour it into a mixing bowl. If you wish, you can mix in a cup of pickle juice for flavour. The oranges, when mixed in, will help repress the smell of the mercury. By now, if you used the juice, the mixture should have the consistancy of human... never mind.
Next take the irradiated orange and peel it. Only place the peels in for now. Now, using a knife, slice the lead into 1 ounce pieces, and mince it. When finished, place the rest of the orange in, and blend the mixture. Pour the mixture into a cooking pan, and cook at 350 degrees for 15 minutes.
Enjoy your trip to the local mental institution.