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Contents
A Brief Note from the Head Chef
- Reconquista article
- Iranian Revolution article
- Generalplan Ost article
- Nuremberg Laws article
- Second American Civil War article
- Articles on Spanish colonialism
- MS-13 article
- Vietnam War pseudohistory article
- US v. Nixon article
- Mapp v. Ohio article
Hi, I'm DuceMoosolini, the head chef himself. We here at Chef Moosolini's would like to offer our warmest welcomes and thanks to all who visit this fine eating establishment. I founded this wonderful restaurant on October 2017, and I never imagined that we ever could have served so many delicious and stimulating Italian dishes.
Some of you may wonder what this establishment's relationship is with the doctrine of fascism. We would like to emphatically say that no one at this restaurant supports authoritarian ideologies, and none of our dishes are prepared using slave labor. The name comes from the head chef's old high school history teacher's stuffed cow that he tossed around for classroom discussions. He likes bad puns, and we do too.
About me? I'm a Kansan, a straight gent, and of Chinese lineage through my mother's side. I have wide interests, but my main interest is history, especially World War era, US history, recent history, Cold War era, and Early Modern Europe. Generally speaking, most of the articles I'll create and edit will be in that area of the site. I also really like alternate history, and I sometimes make maps for different scenarios when I'm bored. On top of that, I also like to add images and bad jokes to articles I think need them. Generally speaking, I don't add that kind of little stuff to my contributions list.
I also wield the mystical powers of the sysop. And what power! 'Tis the power of life and death! Nay, 'tis the power of creation itself! (I'm kidding of course. I can't do shit.)
Politically, I'm probably somewhere in the neighborhood of centre-left, by American standards. I joined the Republican Party right out of high school, right in time to become horribly disgusted and disillusioned with it after the rise of Donald Trump. After that, I gradually shifted leftwards and voted a straight Democratic ticket in 2018 and 2020 (for as much as that matters in Kansas). I try to keep an open mind with people, but I do have principles. I'm perfectly happy to be friendly with people I have political disagreements with unless you're a racist or a fascist. In that case, fuck you.
Please, make yourself welcome in my restaurant. Everyone who visits Chef Moosolini's should feel like they've come home.
Your order, sir or madame?
Please refer questions, comments, demands, or complaints concerning the head chef to the host staff. They will attend to you as soon as possible.
Also, my email is linked with this RW account if you really, really need it.
Menu
Appetizers, Soups, and Lunch Items
[Articles to which the head chef has made major contributions.]
- Axis Powers Piadina
- Vichy France Veggie Focaccia for Two
- Uncle Salazar's Mixed Greens Salad
- KKK Crescentina
- Rape of Nanjing restaurant specialty risotto
- Papa Ike's favorite panini
- Chef Mussolini's Original Mac and Cheese
- Gulf War gnocchi
- Ravioli di Marinara McNaughton
- Spaghetti alla Crusades carbonara
- Texas v. Johnson case law crostini
- Belgian Congo bagna càuda
- Yemeni Civil War yellow rice risotto
- Old Man Willy's sample platter
- Protestant Reformation pizzetta platter
- Relic ravioli
- Vietnam War chicken vermicelli
- QAnon fondue
- Shrimp fettucini fascism-o
- Afghanistan War aquacotta
- Spaghetti alla chitarra en Korean War
- Comfort women cioppino
- US Immigration and Customs Enforcement calamari
- Napoleon's Neapolitan
- French Revolution focaccia with rosemary and cheese
- World War One and World War Two mortadella sandwich
- American Civil War and American Revolution agnolotti al plin
- Cold War creamy chicken and gnocchi soup
- Reconstruction shrimp and pepper rigatoni
- Jerusalem garganelli with lamb
- Adolf Hitler arancine platter
- Taiwan tortellini
- British Empire bresaola plate
- Weapons of mass destruction muffaletta
- Mecca mortadella ravioli
- Beef and barley soup with dictatorship ditalini
- Monarchy minestrone
- Grandpa Joe's ravioli
- Penne all'arrabbiata Hezbollah
- Zuppa undocumented immigration
- 2016 United States presidential election acqua pazza (Also: 2024)
Dinner Items
[Articles the head chef has created.]
Thirty Years War Three-Layer Lasagne
Kashmir Calzone
Scramble for Africa Spaghetti
Tiananmen Massacre tagliatelle
Cavatappi with Pentagon Papers pesto sauce
Schenck v. US Case Law cacciatore
Pizza Commerce Clause capricciosa
Fort Pillow Massacre acqua pazza
Near v. Minnesota Veal Milanese
Iran-Iraq War ossobuco
War of 1812 ossobuco
Palmarian Catholic Church pizza special
Mexican-American War chili mac and cheese
Spanish-American War spaghetti with anchovies
Yugoslav Wars maltagliati mozzarella
Pasta Eighty Years War alfredo
American Indian Wars bucatini amatriciana
Imperial China cannelloni in meat sauce
French colonial empire coda alla vaccinara
German Empire garganelli with roast lamb
Holy Roman Empire pizza romana
Chinese Civil War carne pizzaiola
Russian Civil War rosticciana
Tulsa Race Massacre Tumacë me tulë
Red Summer giant meatball rigatoni
Chiquita capellini with prawns
Desserts
[Note: all drafts are free to edit.]
Africanized Bee baba cake
Jacksonian Era éclair
Specialty Cocktails and Drink Menu
[Essays/fun pages by the head chef.]
My Opinions on US Presidents Paradise.
Alternative Medicine Satire Aperol Spritz
Rationalwiki EXPOSED Ramazzotti
Duce's political views Vermouth.
Duce's Hall of Horrors hibiscus tea
Duce's Hall of Manmade Wonders Martinez cocktail
- RationalWiki sysops
- RationalWikians who use Discord
- RationalWiki social democrats
- Rationalwikians supporting gun control
- Headbangers
- The New Cabal
- The Serious Police
- Rightful leaders of RationalWiki
- Non religious RationalWikians
- Shadow Lords
- Awesome and intelligent users
- RationalWiki Pat on the Back Society
- Rationalwikians who are humorless now and then