Talk:Gyrocles

Why should we care?

Seriously. This barely even registers on my crank-o-meter. ☭Comrade GC☭^{Ministry of Praise} 00:40, 12 December 2018 (UTC)

Because Quiznos went to the trouble to manufacture a new Religious icon. ^{— Unsigned, by: Logicnsuch / talk / contribs}

They made a shitty mascot that no one will care about a year from now. Why should we care? ☭Comrade GC☭^{Ministry of Praise} 00:49, 12 December 2018 (UTC)

Because it relates to complex topics- such as religion and philosophy. ^{— Unsigned, by: Logicnsuch / talk / contribs}

A) Sign your posts, you know how, it's been explained to you. B) Bullshit. It's a shitty ad campaign that can be chucked aside wholesale. Good reason in the next half hour or I AfD the article. ☭Comrade GC☭^{Ministry of Praise} 01:00, 12 December 2018 (UTC)

It's a shitty ad campaign. So is Focus On The Family. Both relate to religion. You have an article on Focus On The Family, so you should have an article on Gyrocles. Logicnsuch (talk) 01:08, 12 December 2018 (UTC)

FotF is a political hate group with actual pull and claims, this is a crappy ad campaign with neither. Last chance. ☭Comrade GC☭^{Ministry of Praise} 01:16, 12 December 2018 (UTC)

This commercial is a disgrace to Greek Mythology, which, although theoretically flawed, is a relevant topic within the confines of this wiki. This article ought to be on here because it shows how ruthless Quiznos is to sell their flatbread sandwiches. This commercial does make a claim- that Gyrocles truly is the actual inventor of the gyro. People could take this seriously. Logicnsuch (talk) 01:31, 12 December 2018 (UTC)

A) So is Hollywood, so what? B) It's a shitty ad campaign C) If people take this seriously then they are morons. To AfD it goes. ☭Comrade GC☭^{Ministry of Praise} 01:45, 12 December 2018 (UTC)

Hollywood is an article on this wiki- or, at the very least, Hollywood values. It's an insane ad campaign, making it perfect for this wiki. People who take FOTF seriously are also morons. Logicnsuch (talk) 01:50, 12 December 2018 (UTC)

@Logicnsuch I've humored you and been nice because I'm supposed to, but honestly, if I wasn't in a good mood right now I'd have nuked this article, without asking for a vote ages ago. Your track record when it comes to content is shit, and your concern trolling ways haven't improved since your banishment. ☭Comrade GC☭^{Ministry of Praise} 01:54, 12 December 2018 (UTC)

This isn't Timmy, just so we're clear. Timmy won't be back until June, maybe July. Logicnsuch (talk) 01:59, 12 December 2018 (UTC)

@Logicnsuch "Timmy" is a fiction you invented to cover your ass when you got caught. It's also an insult to think such a transparent ploy would work. And if you don't stop shitting around with my talkpage I'll ban you, without talkpage access, right here and now you little shit. ☭Comrade GC☭^{Ministry of Praise} 02:02, 12 December 2018 (UTC)

Timmy is a real person, I'll have you know. He's my nephew. I won't mess with your talkpage anymore, but please constructively edit or I will have to ban you for being a troll. The ad campaign was real, I did not make it up. See? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqfjFpkE0I ^{— Unsigned, by: Logicnsuch / talk / contribs}

I know that the ad campaign is real, if it wasn't I would have mentioned that in my last seven responses. And since you can't resist shitting with me, you're banned, effective immediately. ☭Comrade GC☭^{Ministry of Praise} 02:07, 12 December 2018 (UTC)