signed users, In recognition of being a constant nuisance to irrational people everywhere, you are herby promoted to the rank of
By earning this promotion, you will be given no new rights per se, but you should know that your ability to swim and eat live fish will now increase tenfold, and you will always look fabulous in a tuxedo. Should you continue on your meteoric rise here on Rationalwiki, you may be awarded the highest possible honor, that of Penguin Knight. Good luck to you. For more information on rights and responsibilities, please see here
Anyone who has been official recording in the log books as a Penguin Knight can use this template to promote others to the rank of Penguin.