A message

I must speak quickly PIE, for Foster the Cruel has released his hounds, and they shall be upon me soon. No, I must deliver this message with great haste. THEY ARE TRYING TO MURDER ME PIE. I need you to help me. They won't even allow me a defence. They mean to steal into my room my night and hack my brains out as I lie in blissful sleep. It can not stand. It can not stand.