Wow

Shhh! My sacred knowledge let me know about LQT. As did my prior Wiki knowledge.

When you roll your trouser leg up you can see your socks.

Socks? What socks???

You are both socks. Get back in the drawer.

I assure you, I have no idea what you are talking about. And if I did, it'd be a tightly kept secret.

I should really switch to a different sock. This one is staring to get holes worn in it.

I still don't get the sockpuppetry accusation. Aren't sock accounts usually banned?

No, we glue googley eyes on them.

Ah, but the sockpuppet isn't complete without the yarn hair ;-)

or a silly felt coat