Don't get full of yourself, but..

I would say Amherst or Bowdoin would be elite, Vassar and Bates semi-elite, something like Connecticut College as hemi-semi-elite, etc.

My cousin went to Hampshire with Elliott Smith. Before he killed himself. Suck it.

Where do you rank University of SUCK IT?

Is that all the scorn you can heap?

I see the elites don't offer Topics in Scorn.