Ma chère

I don't speak French either. I do, however, speak very good RP English.

I shall reattempt it then. Pop culture lacks for lesbian vampires these days.

That's because nothing can beat Vampyros Lesbos.

It's not that important. I was only going to put a small extract in your page, but the idea of using the whole book made me smile. In the end, nothing I say or do is really worth paying any attention to, so please don't read a whole book on my account.

I guess I also speak RP English. I have so many undiscovered talents.