The Elliott Argument
Nah, I reckon he reproduces by mitosis. If there was breeding, there'd be descent with modification.
Yeah, but you're discounting the slow pace at which evolution works. Possibly Ken Jr. here is.. marginally better at metabolizing prune juice.
Also, in case somehow dumbshit wasn't already cemented in your mind as completely worthless, this lovely quote from his Facebook page: "I NEVER CENSOR COMMENTS"
Edit: Oh, hey, the vandal bin's fixed. In he goes!