if it makes you feel better

Nope, should be out of there in the next week or so, sleeping at my apartment come tomorrow.

but they seem to have raised you in a way thats pathetically inadequate for life O.o

Yep.

My usual advice is to not go home at all for at least 3 months, but considering you're only moving a mile down the road that might not be practical.

That is just a mite bit of a problem.

This should be fun.