User:-Caboose-

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And Sir Javascap's mighty rusty-spotted cat loped after King Caboose's train. The train streaked across the countryside, transporting evil goat-eaters and scattering them across the land. Sir CUR lept of his cat. Drawing his secret weapon, the goat-ray gun, he immediately saw evil Daleks approaching! Ducking behind the ledge, he fired his goat-ray at them. The Daleks screamed in agony as they died of laughter. Just then, the whistle sounded: 'Woo, Woo.' Sir CUR fired his goat-ray at the peg holding the train carts to the locomotive, and jumped on his rusty-spotted cat, leaving the train carrenning towards a cliff. The cat loped into the distance.