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How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by Providence impoverished in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

The ten dollar founding father without a father got a lot farther by working a lot harder by being a lot smarter by being a self-starter by 14, they placed him charge of a trading charter.

And everyday while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves he struggled and kept his guard up, inside he longing to be a part of the brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow or barter.