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BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, 4gnomesinatrenchcoat, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

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Great Pumpkin

Hello. I am an ordinary human man. I am a full, adult male who works at one of the offices. I have a rare condition that makes my belly and some other parts talk, and I wear a trench coat all the time, but other than a condition I have no control over, I am an ordinary human man. How are you?

Also, aren't mushrooms disgusting and red, pointy hats... ugly?