User:Ace McWicked/Scientology and me

In 2006 I became very interested in Scientology. Not for religious purposes of course but more the Tom "I'll eat the placenta!" Cruise laugh value. What follows is the communications I received. I did meet with them in London, but I'll get to that another time.

auckland <auckland@scientology.net> wrote:
Church of Scientology New Zealand
1st Floor
532-534 Ellerslie-Panmure Highway
Panmure, AUCKLAND
Tel: (09) 574 5170
Email: auckland@scientology.net

Dear Ace, I am sorry but we do not have a group in Wellington.

We can certainly be in e-mail communication from Auckland though.

From looking at the internet what would you like to do in Scientology, what interests you the most?

yours sincerely Lauren Ferriss Consultant

-----Original Message-----
From: Ace
Sent: Monday, February 20, 2006 3:03 PM
To: auckland@scientology.net
Subject: Re:
Hi there!

Thanks for getting back to me. I guess I would just like to more about Scientology and how it can benefit me and my loved ones.

Firstly though, what does the E-Meter do? I have seen pictures but I'm not sure what it does? Also is it possible to send a brief but concise description of Scientology?

Thanks and have a great day!

Ace..

auckland <auckland@scientology.net> wrote:
Dear Ace, Hi there. Did you find a copy of What is Scientology in the library? Or do you want to buy one?

Scientology is knowing how to know. And being able to apply what you learn. It is only true for you once you have studied it and tried using it and seen that it works for you.

Do you ever come to Auckland?

Regards Lauren

-----Original Message-----
From: Ace.
Sent: Monday, March 06, 2006 8:35 AM
To: auckland@scientology.net
Subject: RE:
HI Lauren,

Havent had a chance to really have a good look in the library yet, work has been hard recently and I'm almost too tired and angry at the end of the day to do anything more than sleep!

I would really like to come to Auckland to see the church(?) but time constraints have kept me with little time to do so.

Are you ever in Wellington?

Regards,

Ace

auckland <auckland@scientology.net> wrote:
Dear Ace, Hi. May I make a suggestion.....

That is to get the Dianetics Kit and Self Analysis book. The Dianetics Kit will give you a start on understanding the reactive mind. And by using the Self Analysis book you will find that you are less easily affected by the things you have to deal with.

The Kit includes DVD, book, CDs and a Home Study Course. Cost is $89.50. Self Analysis is $33 for the Hard Cover and $29 for the big soft cover.

So only $122.50. No extra for postage.

We do take credit cards so call me on 0800 80 1950

We don't plan a trip to Wellington in the near future. Sorry.

Regards Lauren

-----Original Message----- From: Ace.
Sent: Tuesday, March 07, 2006 5:26 PM
To: auckland@scientology.net
Subject: RE:
Hi Lauren,

Thanks for the tip, it is definitaly something I will look into. In the near future if this current lifestyle I am living continues!

On a personal level I have to admit that I was once a Christian but that failed to help me achieve the inner peace I crave and require. Does Scientology have such restrictive retoric?

I was wondering, if I did come to Auckland in the near future, would it possible to attend a group meeting or the like?

Have you been a scientologist long and what made you want to follow its doctrine?

Thanks so much for staying in touch with me!!!!

auckland <auckland@scientology.net> wrote:
Dear Ace, Hi.

In Scientology what is true for you is true for you. In other words you read a book and use what it says and only when you see it is true do you accept it.

It would definitely be possible to attend a meeting if you came to Auckland. We have a special event on the 25th March (7pm ) to celebrate our founders birthday. You would be welcome at that, or just to come in at any time.

I have been a Scientologist for many years. I first found it in 1967. And simply found it works. It gives me tools to handle life and succeed at what I want to do.

Hope to meet you soon.

Regards Lauren

-----Original Message----- From: Ace.
Sent: Thursday, March 09, 2006 6:38 PM
To: auckland@scientology.net
Subject: RE:
Hi Lauren!

As much as I would love to attend your meeting (particualry as it Hubbards birthday - I have done some homework!) but the day of 25th March will be one of sorrow for me as my partner is moving overseas while I stay in Wellington.

I am really looking forward to meeting the group and yourself though.

Perhaps, if possible, you could send me some digital photos of the event?

Yours,

Ace.

auckland <auckland@scientology.net> wrote:
Dear Ace, Haven't heard back from you. It certainly doesn't sound a happy time for you to put it mildly.

Do send me your address and I will mail you a copy of the Way to Happiness from me.

Regards Lauren

-----Original Message-----
From: Ace.
Sent: Monday, March 20, 2006 2:45 PM
To: auckland@scientology.net
Subject: RE:
Hi,

Sorry it has been awhile. work is pretty stressful at the moment and have been spending all free time with my girlfriend before she leaves. Not sure if its permanent, depends on whether I decide to go overseas or not. Sad really.

My address is as follows

12 ****** *** N******* Wellington. New Zealand

Thanks so much, hope to celebrations on the 25th go well!!!

Regards, Ace

p.s. Might be in Auckland mid-april so will definatly be in touch if do get up there..

auckland <auckland@scientology.net> wrote:
Dear Ace, Thanks.

Hope you can make it up here soon for some Dianetics auditing. It will help.

Meanwhile I'll put some information in the mail for you.

Regards Lauren

-----Original Message-----
From: Ace.
Sent: Friday, March 24, 2006 3:50 PM
To: auckland@scientology.net
Subject: RE:
Great!

Thanks again for everything Lauren!

auckland <auckland@scientology.net> wrote:

Dear Mike, We had the LRH Birthday event on Saturday. It was great.

I hope you are not too far in the dumps.

And I look forward to meeting you soon.

Regards Lauren

auckland <auckland@scientology.net> wrote:
Dear Ace,

Did you move to London yet?

When do you think you'll be in Auckland again?

You could borrow books on Scientology from the Library.

Regards,

Natalie

-----Original Message-----
From: Ace.
Sent: Thursday, May 04, 2006 4:51 PM
To: auckland@scientology.net
Subject: Re:
Hi natalie,

Nope looking at moving to London in about 1 month.

Question.....do all scientologists eat placentas?

auckland <auckland@scientology.net> wrote:
Dear Ace, No,

noone does.

Regards Natalie.