User:Astrophilia

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Astrophilia, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

I'm a feminist! In fact, I'm one of those feminists. You know who they are. The abortion-loving, unwashed, ugly, hairy, fat kind. The ones Rush Limbaugh warned you about. The ones that make otherwise rational women shake their heads. The ones other feminists mean when they say "I'm not one of those feminists." Someone once summed it up for me nicely "I don't hate women, but I do hate pro-choice radical feminist Godless socialist zealots. There's quite a difference." (I forgot I'm not a woman.)

Penetrative sex hurts. (Why is that such a crazy notion? That jabbing someone in a small orifice with something hard is painful?)

I'm a Marxist. I hate Libertarians. Libertarians think we are not wise to their political philosophy basically being an old man sneering out of a window, shouting at the neighborhood children "Get off my property!"

Anarcho-capitalism is not anarchism, in the same way that Individualist Feminism/Funfeminism/Ilovethepatriarchyism is not feminism.

I'm going to leave my sexuality for you to decide.

This user is female.

This user is a moonbat.

I'm Old Gregg

☭	This user is a communist.

This user is a European stuck in an American's body.

This user supports the legalization of The Herb, otherwise known as sweet leaf, reefer, or left-handed cigarette.

This user is a proud supporter of the Homosexual Agenda

racism

This user is biased against racists.

This user is a member of Amnesty International.

This user believes in universal healthcare

This user is a socialist.

This user is concerned about the environment.