User:AutoFire

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, AutoFire, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

This user has bricks on the brain. This RationalWiki Sysop has blocked 0 users, protected 0 pages, deleted # pages, and pledges to be responsible. This user is RationalWiki's resident TransformersTM fan. This user believes in universal healthcare This user is nostalgic for the Clinton Presidency. This user thinks there is a lot more to the world than this. This user is a moonbat. This user had 2 blocks by TK. This user was banned from Conservapedia. This user did not drink the Kool-Aid™ at Conservapedia This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species. This user is an ape — and so are you. This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the Universe. This user believes in an old Earth — a 4.5 billion year old Earth. This user thinks President George W. Bush was not very good. Freedom of speech can be dangerous, but must be upheld by every one of us. This user believes in equal rights for gay people. This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us. This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled. This user believes power corrupts, but we need the electricity This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-5.62,-6.82). Bible This user has never gotten much into the Bible. "That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."

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