User:Bicycle Wheel/WIGO RW 2009

• It's WAR ON CHRISTMAS as some pathetic drama queen gets in the festive mood, and some other pathetic drama queen thinks this is a travesty! Cue for some seasonal bickering and petulance. MOAR:Kels puts it to the mob
• MarcusCicero could or could not be returning to carry out plans that may or may not be active by the Ides of March, possibly or possibly not in an another sock of a famed orator, which may or may not this time be Edmund Burke
• TK returns
• BREAKING NEWS: MC is not trolling RationalWiki, he is just conducting "pyschological and sociological experiments".
• Radioactive afikomen emerges from a 6-month retirement.
• Successful troll is successful!!1!!!1!!111!eleventy-one!!! This site is dying slowly!
• Nutty Roux goes on wikibreak over the ongoing MarcusCicero controversy.
• O tempora! o mores! A campaign is on to free MarcusCicero.UPDATE: Are all the elements for a totally insane bout of HCM in order? Oh, yes. This will be awesome.
• A wheel war occurs over the protection status of Neveruse's talk-page. Blocks and hurt feelings all round. UPDATE: Wheel war spreads to Nx's user rights.
• Gooniepunk2005 lays his ridiculousness on the table: 'If you ever, and I mean ever allow MarcusCicero back I WILL leave and never come back!!!!!'
• MarcusCicero admits to being a troll. Block war ensues after being started by Ace, MC starts deleting random pages, and he is sentenced to the vandal bin.
• MarcusCicero: Gentlemen, Operation Flying Sedgeway Banana is go! The end of RationalWiki on the internet is near!!!!
• MC will bring Ratwik to its knees. Olé.
• Neveruse and Nx have a minor disagreement over the use of revision delete.
• Totnesmartin gives in to temptation, and promptly reports himself to the authorities. No one cares .
• Having been thrown out of Conservapedia on his ear, the MemeShock man makes an appearance on RationalWiki.
• MC decides to poke it with a stick
• Having left and never come back, Human engages in the second most transparent socking in RationalWiki's history.
• Human calls out Nx for being "an authoritarian" after Nx makes changes to the Mediawiki. This leads to a classic HCM, and both leave the site (for now)
• Trent starts to dick about with the logo.
• Straying massively off-mission within the site's utterly arbitrary strictly defined boundaries, there is a bitch-fest reasoned discussion about the morality rights and wrongs of eating meat.
• Tolerance returns. -->
• Fox, the racist, after possible forgetting to take his meds/drinking all day in the sunshine/going days without sleep totally loses his shit.
• Mei returns as Mei II.
• Totnesmartin, citing "personal" "stuff," leaves on wiki-break.
• MarcusCicero begs for sysopship and some ijit gives it to him. Countdown to drama and HCM begins, and gets archived.
• Nominations are being suggested for the new Conservapedia Awards!
• No moar more MOAR at RationalWiki.
• MarcusCicero, having been unblocked by saner powers, starts the RationalWiki Reform Society. After much vandal binning and unbinning, a proposal to ban him is made. A terrifyingly large number of RationalWikians think this is a good idea.
• The mob has spoken. Marcus Cicero has been removed, contrary to RationalWiki's own no-blocking policy.
• Nutty revokes Ace's rights [1], and Ace gets pissed for not having his User Rights Management button for a minute thirty seconds.
• RobS leaves, or, at least, threatens to leave. He's back and up to his old tricks once again.
• Neveruse513 tries on some leaving and never coming back for size; Not being impressed with the hypocrites, pussies and whiners of RW
• π loses his marbles. If found, please return to http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page.
• Big debate on blocking TOR nodes. Conclusion; none.
• I farted. Just now.
• A "fistfight" occurs on RationalWiki.
• Ace's talk page gets a makeover.
• A familiar face pops up and tells it like it is. UPDATE: Either MC is pulling another trolling stunt or he has been taken away by the fellows in white coats. UPDATE: The sysops start a block war over MC.UPDATE: The posts become a little surreal...
• Irrationalatheist, by a mere post on TWIGO:CP, manages to trick TK into blocking the Eagle Forum's web server from Conservapedia. [2]
• A troll named "BON/Bob" pulls off a, um, remarkable feat of Gish Galloping over Christian Science, causing the RationalWiki community to unite against him. Despite this, the usual suspects are trotted out.
• Totnesmartin complains about RW's publication of Conservative's name. Nx overreacts by deep-burning Conservative's page, then apparently retiring. UPDATE: Page is restored after an hour and 7 minutes.
• The privacy spat continues: now it's edit wars, curt talk page messages and leaving and never coming back. And RationalWiki isn't just like Conservapedia, it's worse, he says, slamming the door behind him.
• Attempts to trace TK (and his mom)'s real life whereabouts end up in a row about stalking
• CUR leaves, again. Yawn. UPDATE: Looks like he actually meant it this time around. He is indeed "the boy who cried wolf." (Or "cheetah," as the case may be.)
• Arthur decides to leave and never come back^TM (again), this time using a script to enforce his wikibreak until the year 3000 ... and epic fails
• A remark by Phantom Hoover blossoms into a debate over the nature of RationalWiki. CUR Arthur is a Drama queen, with PH close on his heels.
• TheoryOfPractice returns.
• Human, Ace McWicked and others trash the Weeping Lion and turn it into the Hot l Baltimore, furthering RW's slide into disrepute.
• Jimaginator starts a section with nearly the exact same title as a section just a quarter page above it.
• >Schlafly Schlafly Doo, where are you? We've got some users to ban now...
• Fall down, pissed off at his recent bannation, goes on a vandal spree. UPDATE: God visits RationalWiki.
• Fall down, angry over the rejection of his Wikipedia bashing, takes the epic battle to RationalWiki.
• Ace McWicked threatens to trash the Drink Counter.
• Nutty Roux announces a semi-retirement. Ace McWicked bemoans the loss.
• Psygremlin, upon a view of this page, remarks that RW lacks lulz these days.
• Noted heathen agnostic SirChuckB relates how he was unlucky in love with a Christian lady.
• In his ongoing episode of teenage drama, Yorick asks for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
• Ace McWicked, usually drunk as a skunk, announces a planned period of sobriety.
• Javascap's girlfriend wants him to help her cheat; he asks the mob for help, and is answered.
• Finally! A conflict resolution chart! And here's the real conflict resolution chart: [3].
• The username vandal strikes again. -->
• RA retires. UPDATE: MC is an ass.
• Waiter! There's a millipede in my soup!
• TOP retires. Investigations are made into the usual suspects.
• Help! Fall down made an actual contribution!
• Nothing, apparently.