User:Bigs

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BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Bigs, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.


I've owned guns for more than 40 years and all that time I've heard the same fear-mongering propaganda about how the big bad Democrats were going to take them away. Funny, I still have them all. I'm much more worried about Republicans taking my Social Security and Medicare away.
—Eric Thiede, Occupy Democrats member


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This user is male.
Atheist Evolutionist Liberal
This user is a member of the unholy trifecta
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This user is a Ninja.
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This user edits RationalWikiWiki under the name of Bigljbigl.
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This user is a Grammar Nazi. Heil Stickler!
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This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-4.9,-2.7).
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  — 4.5 billion years young.

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This user believes
in universal healthcare
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This user believes in equal rights for gay people.
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This user supports the legalization of The Herb, otherwise known as sweet leaf, reefer, or left-handed cigarette.
50 States flag.png This user lives in the best damn country on Earth, and you better believe it!
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This user suffers from
terminal procrastination!
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Be warned, this user's words are backed up by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
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This user is concerned about the environment.
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Cthulhu fhtagn! This user hopes to be eaten first.
R.C. This user looks at the Recent Changes regularly.


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This user would probably be blocked on Conservapedia on account of username alone.
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This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the Autism Spectrum.
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This user greatly respects Mustafa Kemal Atatürk


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This user thinks arms should be "well regulated" per the Second Amendment
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... This user already has too many userboxes, but added another one anyway.


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Founded the resurrection of RationalWikiWiki. I am an American, secular humanist, agnostic atheist/weak implicit atheist, post-theist, existentialist, modern liberal, blend of civic nationalistWikipedia's W.svg and internationalist,Wikipedia's W.svg fair trade Nordic capitalist, realist leftist, and egalitarian/pro-feminist. I am the user formerly known as Bigljbigl. I'm also semi-active on Wikipedia and a former Liberapedian. I have a mostly political Twitter account. If you want to send me a private message, go here. I lurked here from late 2016 to mid-2017, before officially joining the shite site. My early history on the site was somewhat controversial. My opinion on the religion/irreligious atheism debate is that the belief that something created the universe is just as crazy as the belief that the universe arose from nothingness. But hey, the belief a species that's accomplished as much as us hasn't figured out what created the universe is equally crazy. However, I'm a fan of the liberal douchebaggery of this website. My blocking policy is π×infinity for consistent troll users, π×0 seconds when I’m bored and wanna annoy people, 30 days for consistant troll BoNs, and about 3.6 days for first-time offender trolls.

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A kind message from Bigs

We should permaban The BoNs. You know I'm right.

Videos

History

World history in less than twenty minutes

Japanese history in nine minutes

Insert "We Are Number One" Parody Here

🖕🖕🖕

Why you always lyin'?

I'm at soup!

A lullaby

McDonald's dragged an old lady through the dirt

This video has been true since ROBLOX killed Tix and RoblEX and destroyed the chat log

The internet in one minute

The internet portrayed by SpongeBob

Don't you hate it when...

Conceived Political Parties

I have made two concepts for political parties if two things happen:

I ditched the MAP idea after realizing it'll probably turn out like the Reform Party.

Labor Party (American Labor)

This party would be to attract the left-wing of the Democratic Party. As a tribute to RationalWiki, the party logo would be a goat. I'm not kidding. Would apply to be admitted to Socialist International.

Ideology:

My Shit

My Shit That Nobody Else May Edit

Shit I Made That Other People Made Less Shitty

Shit I Made That's Still Shit

Shit I Made That Isn't That Bad

Counting the Days Into the Shithead Presidency (#Warren2020)

How far (so far) into the Trump presidency?
Check the bar below to find out!*
Goal: 1460 days Number of days so far: 325
22.260273972603%


* assuming Trump hasn't gotten himself impeached yet.

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