User:Bigs

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BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Bigs, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.


I've owned guns for more than 40 years and all that time I've heard the same fear-mongering propaganda about how the big bad Democrats were going to take them away. Funny, I still have them all. I'm much more worried about Republicans taking my Social Security and Medicare away.
—Eric Thiede, Occupy Democrats member


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This user is male.
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This user is a Ninja.
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This user edits RationalWikiWiki under the name of Bigljbigl.
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This user edits Wikipedia under the name Bigljbigl
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This user is a Grammar Nazi. Heil Stickler!
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This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-3.5,-1.95).
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  — 4.5 billion years young.

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This user believes
in universal healthcare
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This user believes in equal rights for gay people.
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This user supports the legalization of The Herb, otherwise known as sweet leaf, reefer, or left-handed cigarette.
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This user is a Zionist.
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This user suffers from
terminal procrastination!
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Be warned, this user's words are backed up by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
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This user is concerned about the environment.
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Cthulhu fhtagn! This user hopes to be eaten first.
R.C. This user looks at the Recent Changes regularly.


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This user would probably be blocked on Conservapedia on account of username alone.
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This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the Autism Spectrum.
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This user greatly respects Mustafa Kemal Atatürk


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This user thinks arms should be "well regulated" per the Second Amendment
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... This user already has too many userboxes, but added another one anyway.


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Founded the resurrection of RationalWikiWiki. I am an Texan, secular humanist, agnostic, antitheist, existentialist, realist leftist, internationalist,Wikipedia's W.svg cultural nationalist,Wikipedia's W.svg social moderate, social democrat and egalitarian. My occupation is high school freshman. I am the user formerly known as Bigljbigl, who had his username changed because people kept saying they had no idea how to pronounce it. I'm also semi-active on Wikipedia and a former Liberapedian. I have a Twitter account I never use. I'm here to start a personality cult as practice for real politics. If you want to send me a private message, go here (but notify me because I never check my inbox). I lurked here from late 2016 to mid-2017, before officially joining the shite site. My early history on the site was somewhat controversial. But hey, the belief a species that's accomplished as much as us hasn't figured out what created the universe is equally crazy. However, I'm a fan of the liberal douchebaggery of this website. My blocking policy is π×infinity for consistent troll users, π×0 seconds when I’m bored and wanna annoy people, 30 days for consistent troll BoNs, and about 3.6 days for first-time offender trolls. Also, I run a blog.
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A kind message from Bigs

We should permaban The BoNs. You know I'm right.

My Opinions on Random Crap

  • EU: I only like two things about it; the single market and the Schengen Area.
  • American electoral system: Abolish the electoral college and abolish FPTP, preferably for STV.
  • Puerto Rico: Status quo but with full Congressional and electoral representation.
  • DC Statehood: No, but give full Congressional representation.
  • Scotland: Status quo
  • Northern Ireland: Irish unification, but the status quo is fine.
  • Brexit: Opposed
  • Catalonia: Give the Catalan government control of Catalan tax revenue.
  • Measurement: Metric is best, except in temperature, where Celsius is best, and timekeeping, where the 24-hour clock and Holocene calendarWikipedia's W.svg are best.
  • Kurdistan: Gib independence.
  • Swearing: Fuck yes!
  • Religion: It's like an appendix. It used to be useful but isn't anymore. Most of the time it's harmless, but sometimes it can be quite harmful.
  • Nationalism: I like civic and cultural nationalism, Arab nationalism, and ethnonationalism in some cases. I oppose racial, Turkish and pan-nationalism.
  • China: Tibetan, East Turkestani, Hong Kongese, and Macanese independence.
  • Israel: Two-state solution along the 1967 borders, with Jerusalem being a city-state under UN protection independent of both countries.
  • Belgium: Status quo, but I don't care if it breaks up if it's peaceful.

My Shit

My Shit That Nobody Else May Edit

Shit I Made That Other People Made Less Shitty

Shit I Made That's Still Shit

Shit I Made That Isn't That Bad

Counting the Days Into the Shithead Presidency (#Warren2020)

How far (so far) into the Trump presidency?
Check the bar below to find out!*
Goal: 1460 days Number of days so far: 397
27.191780821918%


* assuming Trump hasn't gotten himself impeached yet.

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