User:CTB33391

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, CTB33391, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

...actually? Take that last bit and run for I am well versed in the foreign doctrine of implanting the idea of introducing pulses into nasal cavities. Stay outta my way lest you decide to try and delete the main page, ya forgotten baby-sitter.

Anyway hi.