User:Captain Wolff

I am Captain Wolff, Lord Protector of the Federal Commonwealth of Left-Wing Jeebusland. Being next to illiterate in making wiki pages, most of my stuff will be rather threadbare. My hobbies include being a full-time gay, fighting conservatives with sharp wit and sharper word, and arguing against my own beliefs in order to strengthen them. As a proud member of the sexual/gender-minority demographic, I expressly reserve the right to say "faggot" its assorted variations.