Blitz the Sexy Dragon

Gay black snake. You know you want him.

About the Dragon

This User Is America (And So Can You!) This user graduated from a Liberal Arts college and is good at everything, yet worse than you. This user was demoted to janitor Sysop. (verify) This user thinks cows are tasty. This user thinks PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals, and hunts sea kittens. This user is a furry and proud of it! This user is bisexual. This user suffers from terminal procrastination! This user is an agnostic; they don't know if there's a God. martyr This user would NOT die for their religious beliefs; heck, they can barely define them.

The Dragon's Politics

This user is a socialist. This user is strictly opposed to libertarianism This user is strictly opposed to Stalinism. racism This user is biased against racists. This user is concerned about the environment. This user thinks there is a lot more to the world than this. This user believes in free speech for everyone - even idiots. This user is a proud supporter of the Homosexual Agenda This user believes in universal healthcare This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet guns. This user believes in the right to arm frickin' sweet bears. This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet nukes. This user will not support the IDF until they start to respect basic human rights. This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-7.5,-5.77).