User:Crookedmouth

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This user is an ape —
and so are you.
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This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-4.75,-0.72).
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This user thinks KJ rocks
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Teach the controversy!
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This user thinks goats are tasty
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This user is proud to be British!
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This user enjoys consuming the occasional breath of life.
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This user likes to have examples to copy
30 days since this user quit smoking


Usa flag circle.png This user reads Wackopedia Conservapedia for amusement
moderate
This user is stuck in the middle.
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"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
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What the fuck is all this about Helena Bonham Carter?
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This user would like to vomit Helena Bonham Carter.

Fortune Plango Vulnera[edit]

He had bought a large map representing the sea,

Without the least vestige of land:

And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be

A map they could all understand.


"What's the good of Mercator's North Poles and Equators,

Tropics, Zones, and Meridian Lines?"

So the Bellman would cry: and the crew would reply

"They are merely conventional signs!


"Other maps are such shapes, with their islands and capes!

But we've got our brave Captain to thank:"

(So the crew would protest) "that he's bought us the best—

A perfect and absolute blank!"


Lewis Carrol

OK, a little bit about me...[edit]

Nationality: Brit

Sex: Male

Age: Fortysomething

Occupation: Engineer/scientist

Family: Sigh...

Intellect: Sufficient to moderate, but declining slowly in the West.

Religious beliefs: Atheist, I suppose, but I'm not looking to fight anyone about it.

Spelling: Sometimes


Places to Go[edit]

http://layperson.rationalblogs.org

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula

Pages wot I made[edit]

Daniel Dennett

Fluffer