As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Czolgolz, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.
It's nice to be somewhere I can correct someone's spelling and not get kicked off for a week! I'm also DB Cooper, Pendayho, Poblano, Pachucan, Maestro, Monitor, BrianK, JohnnyB, TimR, and several others they haven't caught yet.
Die Lib'rul Scum!!!