User:DerangedGenius

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(Lack of) Religion This user is an agnostic; they don't know if there's a God. This user believes the Bible is just another book This user tries to remember the overarching message of Jesus: Tolerance and Love. LOL dis usr perfrs 2 us teh LOLCat Bible This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us. This user believes Socrates didn't die in vain. This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage. Politics This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-4.38,-3.95). hella This user is hella liberal. This user thinks there is a lot more to the world than this. This user thinks FDR was the greatest U.S. President ever. This user would rather eat the chunks of corn in their crap than support George W. Bush. This user is concerned about the environment. Freedom of speech can be dangerous, but must be upheld by every one of us. This user believes in equal rights for gay people. racism This user is biased against racists. This user believes in universal healthcare Scyense and Edjoocayshun "Imagination is more important than knowledge." This user believes in an old Earth — a 4.5 billion year old Earth. This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species. This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the Universe. This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled. Randomness This user is a mutant. This user doesn't have much time for this man This user is a European stuck in an American's body. This user lives in the California Republic. This user thinks cows are tasty. This user enjoys consuming the occasional breath of life. All your base are belong to this user. This user suffers from terminal procrastination! This user believes power corrupts, but we need the electricity This user lives for icanhascheezburger.com.

Dedicated liberal Democrat for years. Highly tolerant/accepting of all, excluding bigots. Largely insane due to the state of the world and the fact that I was sentenced to five years in a Catholic private school, which caused me to lose my religion (even though I barely had one from the start).

Stances

• Abortion: No question--woman makes the kids. She decides if she wants the kids or not. Don't make me bring out the broken wire hanger example...
• Gay rights: Since when did gay people need rights? They're human beings, sexual orientation notwithstanding; they have rights. This is the 21th Century, not the 19-fucking-50s.
• Gun control: Kinda at a crossroads here. People should be able to defend themselves, but personal firearms are highly dangerous if not used properly. I'd say that only police and soldiers should carry them, but the same "accidents" happen to them.
• Universal healthcare: Again, what's the problem here? That it's "socialist"? Gasp! The horrors! Who wants people to be able to have healthcare and not pay for it?! Clearly something to be avoided!
• Alternative energy: An illegal five-year-long war over oil? Gas prices nearing five dollars a gallon? Over $140 for a barrel of oil? Yeah, I can say with certainty that we should look into other energy sources.
• Environment: It's the only planet we have right now, people. And even though Mr. Hawking may be right about finding and colonizing other Earth-like planets, we really should fix our current one up. It's a rather nice place.
• Labor rights: Salt of the Earth, these people. They do hard work and most of the time get on shit all over by uncaring people. Let's try and help 'em out, OK?
• Immigration: While undocumented immigrants getting into the country without due process is wrong, they shouldn't be kicked out because of that. They should be helped to become citizens in way that is legal, quick and uncomplicated. And a big single-finger salute to the fucknuts who want to build a wall on the Mexican-American border.
• Education: Let's put more emphasis on public schools, hmmm? They always get the worst part of the cutbacks, but they are a good system. I've been in both public and private schools and events in both have led me to support the former. Excuse me for seeming biased, but they seem to work better and therefore should be given more benefits. Also, the IDers should shut the fuck up about teaching Creationism in school. They have churches for that shit.

Awesome stuff

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Two very good political cartoonists (Ann Telnaes and Tom Meyer) that you should check out. They can entertain you and make you think! Revolutionary, no?

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