User:Don Juan

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Gears.png As a Techadmin on RationalWiki: I pledge to try my best to help whenever an instance of technofuckwittery ensures, even if it is a severe case of PEBKAC. I furthermore pledge that I will try to avoid breaking the wiki, but if I make a mistake, I will be grateful to whoever speedily fixes it.

This is the user page of Don Juan, enter at your own peril.

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Contact points

You can find me on the newsgroups talk.origins and sci.bio.paleontology posting under the nym "Oxyaena", befitting my tendency to use paleontology-themed handles.

  • My blog
  • Teflpedia userpage Handle is "Odin" there.
  • Wikipedia userpage Handle is "Apidium23" there, don't expect to get anything from me there, I hardly ever use my Wiki account anymore, this month is the first time I've edited in roughly 2 years.

Recommended works

  • The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire (1776) by Edward Gibbons, very informative and arguably the first work to use the scientific method in the study of history, so Edward thereby founded modern historiography, although Xenophon and Thucydides can also lay claim to having founded the field of historiography.[1]
  • The Origin of Species (1859) by Charles Darwin, recommended for anyone interested in learning about evolution, and even as a refreshing reminder for people already versed in the subject, as I am. [2]
  • The Prince (1519) by Niccolò Machiavelli, excellent work of political science, opened my eyes to many things.[3]
  • The Time Machine (1896) by HG Wells, one of the founding fathers of the genre of science fiction.[4]
  • Watchmen (1986) by Alan Moore. The graphic novel that forever changed superhero comic books, alongside Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, of course.[5]
  • The Sandman (1989) by Neil Gaiman. Long running comic series heavily focusing on "mature" themes like mythology, morality, immortality and the like. Good stuff.[6]
  • The Devil's Dictionary (1912) by Ambrose Bierce. Perhaps the best work of satire in all of history, in my humble opinion.[7]

Useless shit

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This user suffers from Megalomania and will never feel ashamed of that fact.
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This user is a Ninja.
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This user likes it kinky
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This user believes that Donald Trump is a deadly virus set to wipe out humanity.
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Be warned, this user's words are backed up by NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
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This user likes to play with her pussy.
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This user suffers from
terminal procrastination!
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This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the Autism Spectrum.
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SATAN is REAL
and he worships this user.
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This user smiles every time he thinks of Ted Haggard.
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Rusty-spotted Ceiling Cat
is watching them masturbate.
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This user has been touched by
His Noodly Appendage.
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This user believes that "Magic man done it" isn't science.


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This user is an ape —
and so are you.
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(1 Kings 7:23)
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THIS ЦSЗЯ IS Д COMMЦИIST
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This user is concerned about the environment.
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This user knows the Romans invented Disco

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This userpage was vandalized by Don Juan and all I got was this lousy userbox.
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- WC Fields

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This user execrates diamonds with the sadistic tree, and knows it cheekily calcifys to give the on the ball harpsichords some rickrolls.
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  — 4.5 billion years young.

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This user thinks Hypatia of Alexandria was the pinnacle of womanhood.
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This user is a Yank.
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This user supports the legalization of The Herb, otherwise known as sweet leaf, reefer, or left-handed cigarette.
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This user enjoys trolls, especially when cooked with his secret sauce.
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"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
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This user believes all religions are a form of psychosocial control and are therefore inherently bad for you.
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"That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
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This user is a member of the Darwinist-Humanist Cabal devoted to perverting all that is holy
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"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."
— Buddha
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This user is a Pagan.

...and you'd make such
a cute toad!
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This user utilizes the Pipebomb of Truth.
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This user is male.
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This user brakes
for goats
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Just one look at this user's pussy drives Dysklyver wild.
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This user is Spartacus!
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This user greatly respects Mustafa Kemal Atatürk


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This user is a fan of dinosaurs.
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This user is only here for the
LULZ!!!!!
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This user knows that these two believed they could be intolerant because they knew the truth.
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This user supports the Green Party.



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This user believes the Pledge of Allegiance jeopardizes liberty and justice for all.

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