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BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Oxyaena, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.
arrogant bastard


Icon atheism.svg This user has the arrogant belief that the universe does not exist just for us, and that nobody is going to change the way it works for the benefit of just a few of us.

This user is one of the RationalWiki tech directors. Prepare to experience geek wrath!
This user is only here for the
This user is given to toxic, rude, and/or snarky commentary when annoyed. Do not annoy.
Residents association.png This user is quite content with things as they are, and demands that you show respect for RationalWiki's rich heritage and traditions.

Icon christianity.svg This user is an atheist but would be fine with a world where Christians were more like Jesus and less like Jerry Falwell.
This user is a member of the Darwinist-Humanist Cabal devoted to destroying all that is holy.
Earthsat.jpeg This user believes in a young Earth

  — 4.5 billion years young.

Nuclear Power Yes Please.png This user supports the nuclear-industrial complex

Radioactive.svg This user is radioactive with an activity of roughly 8 kBq.

This user explicates lithiums with the repugnant bamboo, and knows it boorishly deteriorates to give the incompetent operating systems some daydreams.
LutraCanadensis fullres.jpg This user is an otter.
This user is a Pagan.

...and you'd make such
a cute toad!
God This user IS a God, thus proving the existence of one.
All your base are belong to this user.
This user lives in the northern part of the Western Hemisphere.
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This user is a citizen of the US but would rather be Canadian.
This user enjoys trolls, especially when cooked with their secret sauce.
This user is a metalhead!
This user has won the prestigious Medal of Goatery for service to RationalWiki. All hail!
This user has been hit by the Pipebomb of Truth.
This user likes to play with her pussy.
Sword.jpg This user enjoys polishing his sword.
IQ This user's IQ is irrelevant.
This user suffers from
terminal procrastination!
This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the Autism Spectrum.
Panic attack.jpg This user suffers or suffered from Anxiety Disorders
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This user will remember.
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Statue-Augustus.jpg This user is a lover of History

This user is a fan of dinosaurs.
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This user greatly respects Mustafa Kemal Atatürk

H2g2.jpg The meaning of life has nothing to do with god or fate or any of that bullshit. It's 42.
This user knows the Romans invented Disco
This user is a Ninja.
Open book 01.png "I would rather be the descendant of an ape than be a man who's afraid to face the truth."

- Thomas Henry Huxley

Orangina Burlesque Penguin.png This user, for one, welcomes our new orangina-drinking burlesque penguin overlords.
This user likes it kinky
This user believes that humanity is a deadly virus set to wipe out humanity.
Anti communist.png This user is strictly opposed to Stalinism.
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This user thinks FDR was the greatest U.S. President ever.
This user will not support the IDF until they start to respect basic human rights.
Karikatur 7.jpg Freedom of speech can be dangerous, but must be upheld by every one of us.
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This user knows that these two believed they could be intolerant because they knew the truth.
This user believes in the right to arm frickin' sweet bears.
Red Rose (Socialism).svg.png This user is a socialist.

Atheismsymbol endorsed by AAI.svg This user supports state atheism, but would allow believers to practice their religion, build places of worship, etc.
Equals-sign-blue.gif This user believes that everyone is equal, regardless of race, religion or gender.

Bdna.gif Genetics rules! Yay for DNA!

Atheist Evolutionist Liberal
This user is a member of the unholy trifecta
Pi-symbol.gif=3.0 This user wants to teach the real controversy.
(1 Kings 7:23)
"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."
— Buddha
Freyja cat chariot.png This user worships Freyja, because only the very mightiest of gods could have a kitty chariot.
This user is a firm believer in the mythical goat, Heiðrún.
This user is Asatru.
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This user is an Apollonian.
and he worships this user.
David - The Death of Socrates.jpg This user believes Socrates didn't die in vain.
This user would NOT die for his or her religious beliefs; heck, s/he can barely define them.
Rusty-spotted cat 1.jpg This user is worried that the
Rusty-spotted Ceiling Cat
is watching them masturbate.
ia! ia!
Cthulhu fhtagn! This user hopes to be eaten first.
This heathen rages, and imagines a vain thing.
This user believes in the
Great Pumpkin
This user believes that Alan Turing died for our sins.
user This user is a user.
This user is transgender.
My cat

Welcome to Hell, we hope you enjoy your stay. God is this user.[citation NOT needed]

Shameless self-promotion

Cringe here.


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