User:EarthPhantomTS

Hello all! Just a random gamer girl slut and crazy-ass Ishtar/Inanna/Astarte/Asherah/Astaroth/whatever worshiper (in the 21st century CE, no less!), nothing to see here.

Mostly lurks, but sometimes might contribute to certain funspace articles. Also kinda addicted to the rabbit hole that is Conservapedia...I think I might be a masochist...wait, I already knew that I was a sadomasochist...I think I might be an emotional masochist, I mean (yes I know very little has happened there for years...).

I'll also admit that I have some...odd opinions. You might or might not see some of them. Though I won't worry about that. I'm just a bit of an oddball, I suppose. Though, look, if you can prove me wrong, well...I'll accept that (actually there's some things I really want to be proven wrong about, but details!).

Also, just to publicly announce my distinct anti-Andyness (i.e. "I am an unashamed liberal/sex-goddess-worshiper/feminist/lesbian. Pretty much everything the Assfly hates rolled up into one sexy, slutty, Satanic package"), gonna go ahead and put this lovely template in here:

"EarthPhantomTS", you're liberal and you will see many truths here that you have probably never seen before. I looked at your contributions and all you do is whine, so there's a 95% chance you're easily taken in by Hollywood Values. Furthermore, you deny that childbirth deters murder. Do yourself a favor and admit that the average age of the Wikipedia police is probably between 15 and 17 years old. If you have an open mind, then I do welcome your efforts; if not, then maybe Wikipedia is a better place for you.--Aschlafly