User:FernoKlump

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, FernoKlump, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

This user's Political Compass coordinates are (3.32,-7.59). IQ This user's IQ is OVER 9000!!!! No srsly the internet said so!!. This user is a member of the United Methodist Church. This user tries to remember the overarching message of Jesus: Tolerance and Love. This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species, but that God played a role in it as well This user believes that the Big Bang occurred, but that God caused it. This user believes in equal rights for gay people This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us. This user goes to a public school, and never wants to be homeschooled. This user thinks President George W. Bush was not very good.

FernoKlump is a high school student in California. He lasted 9 months at CP by the same username and did nothing particularly interesting. Except at the end there...

SHUT UP I DON'T HAVE ANGER ISSUESSSS!!!!!!!

Super Special Awesome Spy Work!!!

Deny it and lose credibility!!!