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Joseph Gregory Hallett (aka King John III, The Hidden King and Mashiach-Christ-Messiah) (14 September 1961–) is a New Zealand pseudo-journalist and conspiracy theorist who, after self-publishing a series of books elaborating complex historical and anti-communist conspiracy theories, made the shocking discovery that the current British Royal lineage was illegitimate and that he himself was the rightful King of England. His subsequent attempts to assert this claim in a series of pseudo-legal documents have won him some support among the QAnon and sovereign citizen movements and nowhere else. The majority of his claims are to be found on his website:

kingjohnthethird.uk records Predictive Programming forming an interrelating pattern beyond manufacture, which hints at a history to be unveiled. It clearly states some Royal Families are fake, others more true, and others destined.

This should give you some idea of what to expect and the difficulty of coherently summarising his gibberish here.

A peek behing the Iron Curtain

Hallett's early life, as detailed in his self-penned Amazon bio, is as follows:

Trained in various psychological models in parallel with his architecture degree and training. He travelled widely behind the Iron Curtain during the Cold War, hitchhiking on planes, making bunks out of airmail bags, to party and report between cities. His contacts in Eastern Europe led to deep penetration of the Soviet State, how it functioned and how it was to colonise the West.

This unique background gave him access to insider knowledge:

It was these qualifications that led him to buy buildings in Moscow immediately after the Berlin Wall fell. This led to interviews with the KGB and their revelations about the planned sex-communism and deconstruction of Westerners. What they had planned for the West happened in the West. Equally all modern history can be dated back to 1945. What Hitler planned for the world happened to the world over the next sixty years.

What he learned formed the basis of a series of self-published books detailing elaborate pseudo-historical and anti-communist conspiracy theories.

Hitler was a British agent

The most popular of his self-published conspiracy theory books is his 2006 masterpiece Hitler Was a British Agent, which he co-wrote with The Spymaster:

I interviewed the KGB in Moscow in December 1989 at a point when they were open, due to lack of pay. At the time you could buy information for the price of a meal. This led to some psychological information being supplied which led to international contacts and meeting with a Spymaster. The Spymaster and other intelligence operatives have been briefing me for the past three years resulting in ten books. This is book five of ten (and just to confuse you) there are four books in this immediate series. — Greg Hallett

As this introduction suggests, Hallet's book is an incoherent stream of consciouness covering such topics as Adolf Hitler's parentage, his homosexuality, his fetishes, his psychiatric condition, and many other entirely unsourced claims. It reveals Rudolf Hess's doppelgänger; Martin Bormann's removal from Berlin in Operation James Bond, exposing the real James Bond to have been, "a lot younger and more homicidal than anyone had previously thought," (not to mention a lot realer, apparently); and Hitler's rescue from Berlin in Operation Winnie the Pooh, interviewing James Bond III on the attempted assassination Hitler well after his reported suicide in Berlin. He also outs the British Royal Family as spies, perverts, and morons, detailing Wallis Simpson's sexual practises with Edward VIII, her leaking British secrets to Hitler, and Anthony Blunt's royal parentage. Before finally coming to the extraordinary conclusion that Adolf Hitler, along with Lenin, Stalin, and Mao Zedong, manipulated by something called deconstruction, were British agents acting, of course, for the Rothschild family.

The man who would be king

Hallett claims that the Rothschilds (them again) purchased "breeding rights" to the Royal family as part of a series of dodgy deals around the funding of the Napoleonic Wars and that every British monarch since 1840 is as a result a "flat lie royal":

• George V was fathered by Alexander III of Russia,hence his resemblance to his half-brother (not cousin) Nicholas II, during a "Black Moon" in Denmark, while Edward VII was on a visit to Sweden.
• Queen Elizabeth II and her sister Princess Margaret were actually conceived through artificial insemination by Winston Churchill and the maid of supposed Queen Mother Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon, hence Lyons Maid ice cream (founded by J. Lyons and Co.).
  • Elizabeth was born in 1926 at 5 (not 17) Bruton St above the Coach & Horses pub, this fact was revealed by Coco Chanel, who lived with the Duke of Westminster nearby (not in Paris where her couture house was) in her Chanel No. 5 perfume (first presciently released in 1921).
    • Further confirmation is seen in the Audrey Hepburn films Roman Holiday (1953, Coronation year), which is an anagram of "H. Royal Domain" and features a coach and horse; and My Fair Lady (1964), which confirms Elizabeth is a "Mayfair Lady".
  • June 2nd, 1953 is known as "Coronation Day" (not the "Coronation of Elizabeth II") as it was the "Coronation of Silent Weapons of Quiet Wars", as demonstrated in the backmasking of Elizabeth's acceptance speech revealing, "Someone’s making it up".
• King Charles III is the actual son of Queen Elizabeth and heroin dealer Prince Philip due to extortion by Lord Mountbatten, who threatened to reveal the truth, however, Prince Andrew was illegitimately fathered by Lord Porchester and Prince Edward by Lord Plunket.
• Prince William was fathered by King Juan Carlos of Spain and Prince Harry by James Hewitt, as Charles was forbidden from having children with Princess Diana, although he does apparently have five illegitimate children including two with Camilla.

The new king's claim to the throne comes through Anne Boleyn, who he assertes survived her execution and sired a Royal Holy Grail lineage, including Walter Raleigh, Samuel Bellamy, and, of course, Hallett himself.

Oh and Prince Philip was and the Queen had her lesbian lover Grace Kelly murdered, but that's all by the by.

Hallet even claims that he has been visited by Queen Elizabeth's personal physician.

Pandemic proclamations

Coming to prominence during the pandemic, Hallet has made the obligatory criticisms of the track and trace app, claims vaccines do "absolutely nothing" apart from kill people, and accusations that Bill Gates is the "biggest international criminal in the world". He's also denounced George Soros for orchestrating the Black Lives Matter protests. This won him allegiance from exactly the sort of potential subjects you'd expect.

Initial support for Hallett's claims came from sovereign citizen Darral Pinch who had his "Common Law Court" validate King John III's pseudo-legal documents, before seeing the error of his ways just in time to attend the coronation of unemployed security guard Gareth Barrett who proclaimed himself to be King Arthur.

Hallet's claims were also embraced by large portions of the QAnon movement, including, according to Hallet anyway, Donald Trump himself. Some, however, were more skeptical and used their QAnon-honed critical thinking skills to link him to Ghislaine Maxwell, the Nazis and Satan (in that order), and suggest he may in fact be the First Horseman of the Apocalypse.