User:Genghis Khant/Astrology/Angel book

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[NAME], discover everything about your Guardian Angels with this fascinating Ebook. I will tell you alll about you and the Angels which watch over your life. Though we lose might (sic) contact with our angels, they never leave us behind. Always in the background, they watch our every step taken and are more than willing to help if asked. In the angels' spiritual realm, nothing is impossible and they help clear the effects of negative and fearful thinking. I will show you how Angel Therapy reconnects us with our angels, so that we can seek their help, advice and healing for the countless worries and frustrating state of affairs we find ourselves in from time to time. It gives us a space where we can ask for their assistance and them an opportunity to share their inestimable knowledge with us. You too have Guardian Angels [NAME] and through the work I have done for you I have discovered exactly who they are. The photographs below show the Angel Cards which I have drawn for you and you can discover the full power and glory of these Angels who watch over you.

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Here is the list of all the information which I am going to reveal to you in this complete Ebook [NAME]. Let me remind you that this is a Book which I have written myself and is entirely exclusive for you today. You will not find this Book anywhere else on the Internet and I am sure that this is one of the most complete guides to Guardian Angels that is available anywhere in the world. Here is what it will tell you about your Guardian Angels [NAME]:

    • Angels - what exactly are these mysterious beings, who are your Guardian Angels and how does their energy help you in your daily life?
    • Spirit Guides - how these Counselors manifest themselves and how they touch your life. Discover how to contact these powerful influences.
    • What are the differences between Angels, Spirit Guides, and Guardian angels? Is there a fundamental difference and how can you call upon them all?
    • Angels to the Rescue! How they help us? The Inner You and your true motivation; your drives, aims and ambitions.
    • Communicate with Angels - how to extend your mental interests and abilities and how to maintain a good relationship with your Guardian Angel.
    • Oder of Angels - what is this Order and how are the major Angels placed within it. Does this affect their power and what role does your Guardian Angel play?
    • Archangels and Archeiai - what exactly are the Archeiai and what does it mean to be an Archangel?
    • Angelic Script - what does this writing look like, is it possible to read it and how often do Angels use this script to communicate?
    • Invocations to Angels - how you can call upon your Guardian Angel during times of need. What can you ask your Angel and how can you be sure of getting a response?
    • Indigo Children, Crystal Children and Protecting Your Angel Child - what is this aspect of your relationship with your Guardian Angel and how can you use it to boost your inner strength?
    • Angel Therapy - the techniques used to contact your Angel and how you can maintain a constant, beneficial contact with your companion.
    • Witness Encounters of Angels - discover the first-hand encounters of people with their Guardian Angels and find out just how these encounters affected their lives in the long term.

All this work is entirely personal, [NAME] and as soon as I receive the form below filled in with all of your details I can get to work on completing your Personal Angel Book and I will get it to you as soon as possible. Let me remind you that this is an exclusive document which is unavailable anywhere else, this is the only document of it's kind and I have worked hard to research all of the valuable information which you will discover in it about the power and strength of Angels and the identity and characteristics of your particular principal Guardian Angel [NAME].



Comment[edit]

Jenna is just jumping on the Christian/New Age woo bandwagon with this lot. She can't even do the woo properly. The primary guardian angels are given the title of saints, completely screwing up their roles in religion, Bethany and Isaiah are promoted to saint-hood and Serephina is made an archangel. Best of all she wants to charge you $10 for a "unique Ebook". Well, guess what you can get your own set of Angel cards and instruction booklet for $19.95 from their originator Doreen Virtue[1]. Better still, keep your money in your pocket, or give it to a worthwhile charity.

References[edit]

  1. Messages from the Angels Cards by Doreen Virtue Ph.D. (sic)