User:Human/sandbox5

Schlafly memes

Andy is quite creative, and lands on his little memes which he then runs with for varying amounts of time. I'm trying to come up with a list of them and the period over which he used them.

• School prayer, censorship of
• Christianity, denial of influence
• Bible, most logical book
• Liberal deceit
• Denial of logic
• Open your mind
• (You're clueless)
• Relativity, using complicated math to prevent Bible reading
• Public schools (intentionally) creating 30 million illiterates who vote for liberals
• X pageviews, people want what we have to offer
• Conservative terms
• Concise
• Wikipedia: six times more liberal; gossip; suppression of Christianity; mobocracy; anonymity;
• 2+2=4 (for non-relativistic values of 2)
• Read the Bible for (at least) 5% of your free time (to ward off liberalpox)
• The National Enquirer of the Internet
• best of the public
• leading people from reading the Bible
• Geometric growth
• Give the Bible 5% of your time - evolved from 5% of your spare time over Dec 2009 [1]
• Reading the Bible is like eating vegetables - or physical exercise. Yum, brussels sprouts taste better while jogging!
• If you were genuinely interested in logic, then you'd spend some time reading or translating the Bible, the most logical book of all.
• Most of history's greatest achievements were made by teenagers.
• The largest (history/economics/prayer) class for teenagers ever!