User:Ireon

Glad to be home This user reads Wackopedia Conservapedia for amusement This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled. "That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." This user Is a Discordian. Do You Believe That?TM. This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.

Hi guys.

After one year or so of lurking in the corners (that creepy shadow you couldn't quite see when browsing CP related stuff? That was me), I finally decided to join in the fun. Hooray.

I discovered creationism two years ago, and boy was that a treat. After a brief instant of incredulity, I felt an overpowering urge to show these people the error of their ways, naively thinking it would be a piece of cake.

The number of pseudo-arguments creationists can muster and associate, in ways that nature never intended and would make kama-sutra masters blush, valiantly braving all logic past, present and future, appeared to me as a big puddle of mud in which I jumped with gleeful ecstasy.

Creationism led to CP, the jungle where faulty logic, bullying and all-round craziness bloom in all kind of extravagant shades and colors, the nectar of which we can taste through the delicate butterflies that are the WIGO entries.

Also, I am not afraid to wear proudly on my talk page these long-winded sentences, even if their uncanny lengths undeniably mark me as a liberal.

Godspeed,

Ireon

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Ireon, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.