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Cunning Log of Bill Murray

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Visited Sasha today, with filter paper as requested. Joe is still hanging around, and offered to show me the course sometime. I told him I used to play on the course all the time, and he said "oh". Sasha doesn't keep bottled water, so I made do with grapefruit juice. It is too bitter to have with breakfast, but it's no problem. Sasha mentioned something about Garfield, and I laughed.

It is getting hotter, and Joe can't get his sprinklers to work. Just like last year, Joe. Joe never uses his outdoor faucets, but he expects them to work like brand new when he needs them. The faucet he's using is rusted to hell, but I didn't have the heart to tell him. We spent half an hour puzzling over it, and then we went indoors again because it was too hot.

--Bill Murray, 08:45, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

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Subtext -> Garfield hates grapefruit. Bill Murray doesn't know. Classic Bill Murray. Mei (talk) 04:16, 17 April 2010 (UTC)