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This user is an Orthodox Jew.
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This user believes that the Big Bang occurred, but that God caused it.
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This user is an ape —
and so are you.
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This user thinks that all pastry evolved from a common ancestor.
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This user is concerned about the environment.
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This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.
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This user thinks FDR was the greatest U.S. President ever.
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This user believes in free speech for everyone - even idiots.
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racism
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This user is biased against racists.
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This user wishes personal firearms were illegal. Some day.
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This user believes
in universal healthcare
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This user conspires to get people to change their toilets to low-flow toilets. Fear them!
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This user doesn't care who wins the 2024 presidential election, as long as it isn't a Republican.
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This user is a moonbat.
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This user is a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
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This user already has too many userboxes, but added another one anyway.
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A sectarian once came to Rabbi Akiba and asked him, "Who created this world?" Rabbi Akiba replied: "The Holy One, blessed be He." So the sectarian said, "Show me a clear proof." Rabbi Akiba replied, "Come back to me tomorrow."
On the next day the sectarian returned and Rabbi Akiba asked him, "What are you wearing?" The man replied, "A garment." Rabbi Akiba asked him, "Who made the garment?" The man replied, "A weaver." Rabbi Akiba answered, "I don't believe you. Show me a clear proof." The sectarian replied, "What can I show you? Don't you realize that a weaver made it?" Rabbi Akiba answered, "And don't you know that the Holy One, blessed be He, created his world?"
When the sectarian left, Rabbi Akiba's students asked him, "What's the clear proof?" He answered them, "My sons, just as a house indicates that there's a builder, and a garment indicates that there's a weaver, and a door that there's a carpenter -- so the world indicates that there is a creator, the Holy One, blessed be He."
