Anyway: I'm here for the free cheese.
Phun little story that happened the other day
A neighbour came to my gate. I went out to meet him outside.
- "Would you mind, Mulla," the neighbour asked, "lending me your donkey today? I have some goods to transport to the next town."
I didn't feel inclined to lend it out to that particular man, however; so, not to seem rude, I answered:
- "I'm sorry, but I've already lent him to somebody else."
Suddenly the stupid animal could be heard braying loudly behind the wall of the yard.
- "You lied to me, Mulla!" the neighbour exclaimed. "There it is behind that wall!"
- "What do you mean?" I replied indignantly. "Whom would you rather believe, a donkey or your Mulla?"
Needless to say, I killed my hideous wimple while fervently feasting mushroom that night.
Natural selection and the Eastern Block
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