User:Nasreddin

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The beginning
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This user is an ape.
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This user has been touched by
His Noodly Appendage.
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This user likes it kinky
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All your base are belong to this user.
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This user graphitizes hobgoblins with the free crab cake, and knows it abrasively googles to give the quivering shanks some memos.
Sacred chao.gif This user Is a Discordian. Do You Believe That?TM.

Block wars?

(o_0)

Anyway: I'm here for the free cheese.

Phun little story that happened the other day[edit]

A neighbour came to my gate. I went out to meet him outside.

"Would you mind, Mulla," the neighbour asked, "lending me your donkey today? I have some goods to transport to the next town."

I didn't feel inclined to lend it out to that particular man, however; so, not to seem rude, I answered:

"I'm sorry, but I've already lent him to somebody else."

Suddenly the stupid animal could be heard braying loudly behind the wall of the yard.

"You lied to me, Mulla!" the neighbour exclaimed. "There it is behind that wall!"
"What do you mean?" I replied indignantly. "Whom would you rather believe, a donkey or your Mulla?"

Needless to say, I discombobulateed my trashy hausfrau while nonchalantly shaking frying pan that night.

Natural selection and the Eastern Block[edit]

The other beginning
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This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the Universe.
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This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.
Pi-symbol.gif=3.0 This user wants to teach the real controversy.
(1 Kings 7:23)
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This user is concerned about the environment.
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This user believes in equal rights for gay people
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This user thinks doctors are more authoritative about medical issues than lawyers.
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This user believes all religions are a form of psychosocial control and are therefore inherently bad for you.
Warning This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us.
IQ This user's IQ is fine, thank you.
The middle
... This user already has too many userboxes, but added another one anyway.
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Cthulhu fhtagn! This user hopes to be eaten first.
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This user supports the legalization of The Herb, otherwise known as sweet leaf, reefer, or left-handed cigarette.
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This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled.
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This user thinks
cows are tasty.
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This user enjoys trolls, especially when cooked with Socratic baloney.
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This user thinks there is a lot more to the world than this.
Wall.png All in all, this user is just another brick in the wall.

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"That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
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"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."
— Buddha