User:Painkiller

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Can't Stop the PAINKILLER!
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Much of my user page and links will focus around inside jokes based on a song called Painkiller from a Judas Priest album of the same name. The song is track one on the album, and is an ode to a messianic winged metal man who rides a motorcycle through the sky. a terrible a capella version of the lyrics and instrumentals will appear below for your convenience, though it may be easier to simply find the song hosted online rather than imagining the sounds that will be attempted.

Painkiller[edit]

<drum solo>PSH PSH BSSH PSH BSSH
PSSH PSH PSH BSH BSH BSH BSH
Budananun Budananaun
Buh dah DUN Dahdah dunun DAH DSH DAH
Buh dah DUN Dahdah du---</drum solo>

WAAAAAOOOOOOOHHHHHH
bu nuh nah nun neh Dunanun
bah nuh nah nu NUH NUH
bu nuh nah nun neh Dunanun
bah nuh nah nu NUH NUH

Faster than a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
He's half man and half machine

Wahweeeeooooowwhhwhhh
Rides the metal monster
breathing smoke and fire
closing in with vengeance
soaring HIGH!!

He

Is
The
Painkiller

This

Is
The
Painkiller

Planets deavastated
Mankind on its knees
A savior comes from out of the skies
An answer to the pleas

Weeeeeeaeahheeeeww

Boiling clouds of thunder
Blasting bolts of steel
Evil's going under-
DEADLY WHEELS!

He

Is
The
Painkiller

This

Is
The
Painkiller

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Duh nun nuh-nah neh
Dunanuh-nuh nah neh nuh
Duh nun nuh-nah neh
Dunanuh-nuh nah neh nuh
Duh nun nuh-nah neh
Dunanuh-nuh nah neh nuh

FAST-ER THAN A LA-SER BUL-LET
LOUD-ER THAN AN AT-OM BOMB
CHROME-IUM PLATE-ED BOIL-ING MET-AL
BRIGHT-ER THAN A THOUS-AND SSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNSSSSSS

DUN nuh nah Nuh nah neh
Duh nuh nah Nuh nah neh
DuNanun duNanun
DuNanun duNanun
DunanunNahnununNahnununNahnununnuhnanunanunauna

<guitar solo> Meedle muddle meh meedle Meedle unah Meedle unah Meedle moodle muddle
Whuuun wuh wah whuh wun whu Wah

WEEEEAAAAHHH

Whuuun wuh wah whuh wun whu Wah

Dhuunn NEAOOWW

Durn Durh dun DAH DAH DuH-NA-NUN Durn Dun dah DunaNUNeow
Durn Durh dun DAH DAH DuH-NA-NUN Durn Dun dah Screedle meeedle neeaoh

WEEEEEAAAOOOOW DUUUN A NEEEAAOOOWWW
Duh-Wahwah Duh-Wahwah Weeeooowwwhhh
duh-meedle-uh

Duh-meedle-uh
Duh-meedle-meddle-moodle-muddle-moo

WHUUUUNN

WAH
Weh
WEEEEENN
uh
WEEEOOAAAAH

Screedle-unun Meedle-unun

Screedle
Meedle
Screedle
Meedle
Screedle screedle meedle-ooaaahh

WAAAAHHHH WEEEEAAAAAOOHHH
Wah wah-uNah Wah-Un-Ah Wuh-un ANAh-NAOAH

Screedly eedly eedly eedly eedly

weedly
eedly
meedley

Weedly-edle-wah-na-eedly
Weedly-edle-wah-na-eedly
Weedly meedly meddly muddly MEEAAAOOWW!

WAAAAAH Wuh-Nuhnahnuh Wah-wuh
Wah nuh weeh nuh-neeaaoohh
duh-nuh

WEEEEEEEHHH WEEH-WEOH WEE-WEOH WEE-Woooaah
WWEEEEEAAAaaaaooOOOHHHHH

Wah-nuh-nah nah Nun-nah

Durn Durh dun DAH DAH DuH-NA-NUN Durn Dun dah DunaNUNeow
Durn Durh dun DAH DAH DuH-NA-NUN Durn Dun dah DunaNUNeow
Durn Durh dun DAH DAH DuH-NA-NUN Durn Dun dah DunaNUNeow
Wunaleenun Wunaleenun Wunaleenu-weeeowwhh</guitar solo>

Flying high on rapture
Stronger, free and brave
Never more encaptured
They've been brought back from the grave

With mankind resurrected
Forever to survive
Returns from Armageddon
To the SKIES!

He

Is
The
Painkiller

This

Is
The
Painkiller


WINGS

of
STEEL
Painkiller

DEAD-LY

WHEELS
Painkiller

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH!!

Duh nun nuh-nah neh
Dunanuh-nuh nah neh nuh
Duh nun nuh-nah neh
Dunanuh-nuh nah neh nuh'

DunununununUnununununNuhNahNah
DunununununUnununununNuhNahNah
DUNunNAH
DUNunNAH
DUNunNAH
DUNunNAH
DUNunNAH
DUNunNAH

Bu nuh nah nun neh Dunanun
bah nuh nah nu NUH NUH
bu nuh nah nun neh Dunanun
bah nuh nah nu NUH NUH

He Is The Painkiller
This Is The Painkiller
He Is The Painkiller
This Is The Painkiller

PAIN!
PAIN!
KILLER!
KILLER!

PAIN!
PAIN!
KILLER!
KILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

WEEEAAAAAOOOOH wah Wuh wah wuh wah Weeooahh
meedly meedly meedly meedle meedle meeooahh!

Wuh weh wah weeeOOh weeOOh
meedle eedle eedle eedle eedle

AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHggggghHHHHH

PSSH PSH PSH BSH BSH BSH BSH
Budananun Budananaun

CAN'T

STOP
THE
PAINKIILLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!

PAIN!