Well now...
I'm a fairly-middle-aged computer-network-kind-of-guy...but that's my Clark Kent disguise. When I come out of the phone booth (damn, they're getting hard to find), I'm a folk-singing, pun-loving, music playing-writing-cooking-gardening....
Um….Penguin?
Gotta’ work on that.
You're out of herring?!?
My greateleventeen Grandpa