User:Punching Bag/Restroom

Put all your favorite bathroom wall-type vandalism here. Careful! Rumor has it Larry Craig is lurking about.

The stall walls

• For a good time, call 1-800-666-FUCK
• |F|U|X| Is Still In The Lead!
• "Billy Joe Must Die!"
• If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seaty.
• I peed on your shoes. Oops, sorry, but they said "pee here". ħuman 09:07, 24 May 2010 (UTC)
• Here lies Terry Koeckritz. "OMG!!!! You're TK!!!!!"
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the least.
• Here I sit cheeks a-flexin', pinching out another Texan -- from a truckstop restroom somewhere in Southern Missouri.
• There once was a man from Bayonne, New Jersey

Whose dick was so long he could tie it into a knot.

He said with a grin

As he slipped me a fin,

"If I had twenty bucks, I wouldn't give it to you, asshole!"