Hello. I am a guy who is interested in synthetic biology/genetic engineering, dinosaurs, MLP, and hates creationism, as well as homophobia and Dominionism. On this page, you will find some random stuff.
Stupidest creationist arguments (in my opinion)[edit]
- If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
- Peanut butter argument.
- Banana fallacy.
- Apes can't be related to humans/ancestors of humans because they have no thumbs (critical research failure).
My parodies of creationist arguments[edit]
If it is not made obvious by the title of the heading, please note that the arguments below are simply parodies.
- If the Earth is really so old, wouldn't it have crumbled to dust by now?
- How did nothing suddenly turn into pond scum which turned into dinosaurs which turned into monkeys which turned into people?
- If fossils really are hundreds of billions of years old, then why haven't dinosaur bones crumbled to dust?
Parodies of pseudoscientific advertisements[edit]
New revolutionary cancer syrup[edit]
A new syrup made by Duck Doctors is the simple solution for cancer! Simply eat a tablespoon of the syrup a day, and hydrochloric amino acid compounds within the nucleotides of the syrup will use molecular enzymes to kill the cancer cells!
Userboxes[edit]
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This user is an ape —
and so are you.
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This user thinks evolution explains the origin of species.
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This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the autism spectrum.
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This user believes in equal rights for gay people.
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This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet guns.
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"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
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