Romartus from Uncyclopedia (Spoon version) at https://uncyclopedia.ca (formerly the Uncyclopedia hosted by Wikia and then Fandom).
I also have an account at https://en.uncyclopedia.co but that is inactive unless matters inter-uncyclopedias need addressing. Also known as Gepid on Wikipedia. Original Romartus account there inactive due to lost password.
An irregular visitor to these here shores. (a) Wikipedia (for serious stuff). (b) Uncyclopedia.ca (for serious stuff but with a lemon twist) and RationaWiki for ummm..to be decided. A mix of (a) and (b).