User:Seventhrib

I subscribe to the views in the following boxes: This user reads Wackopedia Conservapedia for amusement KJV This User ſweareth upon the fiery and dulcet Words of the Bible of King James. This user believes in the National Health Service This user is MAD AS HELL and is not going to take it anymore! While disagreeing with his politics, this user had some respect for McCain before he became Bush's Stepford Wife. This user believes that there's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not. This user is really into David Hume right now. This user hails the Hypnotoad.

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Seventhrib, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

I'm one of the less constructive members of RationalWiki, which I regret, but I can't think of a single area in which I would have more knowledge than some other smarter member (unless maybe there's a hole here that requires A-Level knowledge of strict style harmony). Most of what I do will be hanging around talk pages making useless snarks and forgetting to sign them.

If anyone wants me to do anything, please ask and I will relish the chance to be helpful.