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User:Shabidoo/surq
| Annotated Qur'an | |
| Sura 123: surq | |
| Word-by-word translation Alternate translations and related tafsirs Alternate translations | |
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Qur'an 2:1[edit]You're a stupid idiot if you don't believe the content of this book. |
Qur'an 2:1[edit]Okay I can't think of a better reason to agree with something than that. |
Qur'an 2:2[edit]And stupid people like you will boil in the loving Allah's underground lava torture chamber. And the loving forgiving great Allah will watch you burn and ignore your screams and you'll wonder forever why didn't I believe the obvious word of the perfect Quran when I read it. Why was I so stubborn to deny the precious words we were given as a divine gift. And you'll have days and days to think about this while your combined screams of agony become a chorus that is sweet music to the ears of the angels watching over you. |
Qur'an 2:2[edit]That's even a better reason to believe. |
Qur'an 2:3[edit]Allah watches every thing you ever do. |
Qur'an 2:3[edit]That isn't creepy at all. |