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This user hails from the English colony of Wales.
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This user has been known to wield one of these, but only in a comedic manner
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This user suffers from Bipolar Disorder and will never feel ashamed of that fact
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This user suffers from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and will never feel ashamed of that fact.
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This user's wiki-ing skills border-c=#000 border-s=1 id-c=#fff id-s=12 id-fc=#000 info-c=#9bf info-s=8 info-fc=#006 id= are suspect
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Profound this lack of Engrish skillz this user has
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Luke, no Andy, I am your Father!
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This man's actions have led me to question his parentage
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TK, Darth Vader to Andy's Emperor, watch your back Andy
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This user is of the opinion that Andy Schlafly is one of these
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This user is of the opinion that Andy Schlafly is one of these
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This user is of the opinion that Andy Schlafly is one of these, a great big Brass One
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This user likes it kinky
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This user believes in equal rights for evil people
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This user believes power corrupts, but we need the electricity |
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TK is watching you... always watching you.
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I'm filthy Rebel scum, AND I LOVE IT
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Come out the closet Andy. You know you love the wood
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This user has a horn. She sits up all night polishing it
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This user is a firm believer in the mythical goat, Heiðrún.
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This user has specialized experience in Benefits for the Disabled and The Law of the Jungle
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This user did not drink the Kool-Aid™ at Conservapedia
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This user has personal experience of Medieval History. Call me The Doctor
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This user lives at the divide between the Eastern and Western Hemispheres. You're all degenerates! And I love you
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This user supports Bugler as the rightful leader of Conservapedia.
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Inbreeding. It explains a lot. Unlike this guy
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This user supports Barack Obama for President. I timed that decision well
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This user bamboozles microcosms with the flammable autobiographer, and knows it ruthlessly flys to give the fleeting yogurts some lemmings.
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This user believes in equal rights for gay people.
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This user is a proud supporter of the Homosexual Agenda. It's worrying that the nuts at CP know more about this agenda than homosexuals though
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This user is biased against racists.
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Suddenly McCain realised why he was so good at giving concession speeches
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This user thinks there is a lot more to the world than this.
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"Christopher Columbus has a lot to answer for", Doctor Who
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"Oh, oh, right, yes. Always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to you lot as bloody colonials.", Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.
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This user is an ape —
and so are you.
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This user thinks that all pastry evolved from a common ancestor.
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This user does not believe in so-called "tolerance" when it compromises truth.
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This user believes that Young Earth Creationists were created 6,000 years ago. That's why they are so less intellectually evolved than the rest of us.
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"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further."
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Although this user definitely thinks that God doesn’t believe atheists exist, this user is definitely uncertain whether God believes agnostics exist.
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"That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
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This user is a member of the Darwinist-Humanist Cabal devoted to perverting all that is holy
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This user thinks doctors are more authoritative about medical issues than lawyers.
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This user knows mental health nurses are more authoritative about mental health issues than Conservapedia.
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This user knows that the Earth is old — 4.5 billion years old. I saw the Earth get created that long ago on a Doctor Who Christmas Special. Visual evidence, more than YECs can manage
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This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet nukes.
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This user knows
committers of genocide hate gun control.
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This user believes the Bible is just another book
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This user worships Freyja, because only the very mightiest of gods could have a kitty chariot.
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This user does not care about your religious beliefs, so long as they are not forced on the rest of us.
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This user believes in equal rights for gay men & women: let's hear it for Lawrence v. Texas!
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This user is a geoscientist.
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This user's electrons occupy the next energy shell when the subject turns to the science of chemistry.
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This user thinks Hypatia of Alexandria was the pinnacle of womanhood.
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This user likes goats...a lot.
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This user likes goats, when prepared properly.
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This user enjoys trolls, especially when cooked with Sweet Chilli Sauce.
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This user is concerned about the environment. We're so screwed
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This user doesn't resemble Ronald Reagan — not one little bit.
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This user brakes
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This user's IQ is η(au + v, w) = aη(u, w) + η(v, w), but only in Minkowski space
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All your base are belong to filthy Rebel scum
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This user already has too many userboxes, but added another one anyway.
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Hamlet and the Goat, sorry, Ghost
More can be found here
"Ten January, nineteen sixty nine. I tracked McClay up through Chilkat Pass. I found him at the top half a mile from the border. His ankle was broken, his ammunition spent. He just sat staring at the horizon. I took his rifle without a struggle. All he said was, 'Don't tell my son' and then he jumped. The man was falling to his death and all he cared about was how his son would remember him. I buried him there this morning. I'll tell Gerard he got away from me.…The last time I saw Ben he was barely tall enough to reach my belt. When I said good-bye, he shook my hand. Never a tear nor a complaint. Seven years old and he's already a stronger man than I'll ever be. Someday I'll tell him."
"February 13---Ten years ago I would never have walked into something like this. A bear trap so poorly camouflaged a child would have seen it but I didn't. I pried it open and got my leg out but there was no way I could make it back. I was prepared to die out here. And to be honest, I felt I deserved it. A man gets too old for a job he should know it, and stop. But then Buck found me. I don't know how. No one knew where I was going but he found me and carried me back. Three days over terrain a mule couldn't navigate. Laughing his ass off the entire way. Riding like that, completely helpless, slung over Buck's shoulder and staring down his back I came to understand two things. One, at a certain point in life a man's hips spread; and two, there's a very easy way to define friendship. A friend is someone who won't stop until he finds you and brings you home."
"Sam Dalton only made one mistake. He planned everything but how he was going to spend the money. Before he'd hit Whitehorse he'd left a trail of twenties that took me right to his door."
"Three days after the robbery, I had Mewett cornered near the base of Copper Canyon. Mewett wasn't a strong man, but he didn't have to be: he had a gun, and I'd lost mine while falling fifty feet down the canyon wall. To be a free man, Mewett only had to do one thing: kill me. They say that every man has a price at which he'll do anything. I like to think it's the other way around: every man has a line; a line he won't cross over no matter what the cost. The only problem was, I didn't know exactly where Mewett's line was, and neither did he…As I walked him out of the canyon, Mewett hadn't a thing to say. He almost seemed surprised that he hadn't shot me. It's funny. Some men don't know where their line is until they're committed to crossing it. And then it's usually too late."
"…when I took him in, his eyes were pure hatred. As the door to the prison slammed shut behind me, I could still hear his voice and the words he spit out at me: "I'll get you, Fraser, if it's the last thing I do. I'll track you down and kill you wherever you go..." That night, in my cabin, I lay there and thought about fear and what it does to a man. How it eats his insides out and takes the best from him. I listened to the wind make the ice floes creak outside and the wolves bay and the thousand other sounds of the winter night. And as I listened to my heart beat, I released the fear inside me little by little until it was no longer there. And then I closed my eyes and slept soundly until morning."
I am but mad north-north-west:
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw
Hamlet
The body is but a vessel for the soul,
And lo, the body is not eternal,
for it must feed on the flesh of others,
lest it return to the dust from whence it came.
Therefore must the soul deceive, despise and murder men.
A.J. Durai, Vagrant Story
