User:Tortoise of Tor
Hi I'm a Tortoise from the wonderful land of Tor.
I am here to torturously torment you with my tortuous words.
Be wary now, for I am a very tortious fellow, sure to commit some tort against you.
As a tortuous tortious torturous tormenting tortoise from the land of Tor, my favorite food is of course tortes.
And I make my home among the rocks of a tor.