User:Tortoise of Tor

Hi I'm a Tortoise from the wonderful land of Tor.

behold my glorious visage

I am here to torturously torment you with my tortuous words.

Be wary now, for I am a very tortious fellow, sure to commit some tort against you.

As a tortuous tortious torturous tormenting tortoise from the land of Tor, my favorite food is of course tortes.

My favorite food, a torte

And I make my home among the rocks of a tor.

My home, upon a tor